Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

This one is long overdue.

Drew Goddard’s script is just too awesome to shoot.

And give it its own money.

Here’s the trailer for the trailer. You’re welcome.

It’s sad to see so many dinosaurs out of work.

Wow. John Williams doesn’t have many missteps.

We’re not going to yell at you. We just want you to know that we’re very, very disappointed.

Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.

Just kidding. Nothing’s sexier than a shirtless Jeff Goldblum…

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

Just in time to take over the Christmas box office.

Wow!

Jeez. Dude really loves that horse.

Do not want.

We love you, but there are other subjects to explore.

He’s such a generous guy.

Sam Neill is available.

Chiklis will be playing the villain in Jason Statham’s ‘Parker’, while Goggins and his teeth will play…a progressive democrat. Fun!

Zemeckis, take notes.

War Horse is at war.

If this were just a movie about cool robot fights, that would be awesome. That’s not what it is though.

Expect to see a lot of him in the next ‘Mission: Impossible’ sequel.

The child in me who likes to see people being eaten really wants this.