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‘Eastern Promises’ Writer To Direct His Own Naked Brawls From Now On
Monday, April 11 by

You write one naked, steam room, knife fight and the world is your oyster.

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Sony Mistakenly Thinks Dan Brown Can Write
Tuesday, December 21 by

Many people like to bitch and moan about Brown’s work just because it’s “clichéd” and “poorly written.” Those people need to chill the hell out. What’s the harm? It’s just mindless fun, like having sex with a coma patient.