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Casting Round-Up: Olivia Munn, Allison Pill, Topher Grace, 50 Cent
Wednesday, May 18 by

Two of these actors will walk and talk for Aaron Sorkin, one will go blind and the other will flow ‘Gently Down The Stream’.

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Patton Oswalt To Play Oswald With A ‘D’ In ‘Odd Thomas’
Thursday, April 14 by

Patton!

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Ghostface Highly Recommends Nico Tortorella For ‘Odd Thomas’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Tortorella (‘Scream 4′) is up for the lead villain: a shady, Satan-worshipping cop. Side note: has there been a satanic police procedural yet?

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Will Addison Timlin Flash ‘Odd Thomas’ Her Boobs?
Tuesday, April 5 by

“Californication” star Addison may play opposite Anton Yelchin in the Dean Koontz adaptation ‘Odd Thomas’. Hopefully, she will play the character topless.

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‘Odd Thomas’ Offers Oddly-Named Girlfriend Role To Lily Collins
Thursday, March 24 by

The role of Stormy Llewellyn, which sounds like a dragon porn star’s name, has been offered to Lily Collins (‘The Blind Side’).

Stephen Sommers May Return for ‘G.I. Joe’ Sequel…World May Not Care
Wednesday, August 4 by

Director Stephen Sommers may return for the proposed G.I. Joe sequel, Coming Soon is reporting…because they're obviously bored. Sommers, who directed  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, would join Channing Tatum, who will reprise his role as Captain Duke Hause. Whooop-dee-do!

What is interesting, however, is that Rhett Reese and Paul Wernic, the writers behind Zombieland, are working on the script. This seems to indicate one of two things. Either the next G.I. Joe film will be a vast improvement over the original, or a certain pair of screenwriters are about to be exposed as frauds. Only time will tell.

Got to get tough, Reese and Wernic!