Screen Junkies » Star Whackers http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:42:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Randy Quaid And Wife Are The New Werner Herzog http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/randy-quaid-and-wife-are-the-new-werner-herzog/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/randy-quaid-and-wife-are-the-new-werner-herzog/#comments Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:01:17 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=203920 The Quaids are screening a film about their escape from the Star Whackers. Our sincerest apologies to Canada.

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Apparently noticing how well crazy sells during Charlie Sheen‘s Circus Sideshow of Winning, the Quaids are ready to trade their chemical imbalances for legal tender.

Randy and his charming wife Evi are hard at work on a docu-drama about how they evaded secret Hollywood assassins and fled to Canada (as we all know, Hollywood assassins have no jurisdiction in Candada). The pair will put on fur coats and silly hats (probably) to preview the unfinished film, Star Whackers, on April 22nd in Vancouver. I don’t really see this being a hit without nudity. Oh, good. Look!

“This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout,” Evi Quaid said in her artist statement. “For the first time I would like an audience reaction to my art as a work in progress, so I may understand its content through other eyes,” she added.

Move over The Room. Looks like we’ve got a new source of batshit-infused, unintentionally hilarious, avert-your-eyes disaster-porn. You had a good run. It’s Heckyll and Jekyll’s turn now. (THR)

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George Lucas Is NOT Buying Dead Celebrities (That We Know Of) http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/george-lucas-is-not-buying-dead-celebrities-that-we-know-of/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/george-lucas-is-not-buying-dead-celebrities-that-we-know-of/#comments Tue, 07 Dec 2010 13:07:19 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=11532 Yesterday I posited a theory that George Lucas may be the shadowy puppet-master pulling the strings of the mysterious Hollywood Star Whackers due to a report that the special effects maestro is buying the film rights to dead celebrities. Correction: he is not.

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Spielberg preps Lucas for his wedding night.

Yesterday I posited a theory that George Lucas may be the shadowy puppet-master pulling the strings of the mysterious Hollywood Star Whackers due to a report that the special effects maestro is buying the film rights to dead celebrities. Correction: he is not. Lucasfilm spokesman Josh Kushins told Wired.com, “The rumor is completely false.”

What do you think? Do you believe the statement, or does this thing go deeper than we imagined? As of right now, we’ll have to believe that Lucas is not reviving the stars of yesteryear on film (though it seems like something he’d do). Apologies for any implied wrongdoings and steaklust.

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George Lucas Buying Dead Celebrities http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/george-lucas-buying-dead-celebrities/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/george-lucas-buying-dead-celebrities/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 19:39:51 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=11101 Watch your back, Leslie Nielsen! It's being reported that George Lucas is quietly and secretly buying the film rights to dead Hollywood stars.

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Watch your back, Leslie Nielsen! It’s being reported that George Lucas is quietly and secretly buying the film rights to dead Hollywood stars. His goal? Awesome pornos. Something undoubtedly terrible. Actor/director Mel Smith has revealed Lucas’s nefarious plot:

“He’s been buying up the film rights to dead movie stars in the hope of using computer trickery to put them all together in a movie, so you’d have Orson Welles and Barbara Stanwyck appear alongside today’s stars.’ Whether Lucas’ attempt to superimpose the golden-era stars on to today’s screens is doomed to failure or not, Smith will be too busy to be part of it.”

This actually explains a lot. Much like when Senator Palpatine revealed himself to be the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, the shadowy mastermind behind the Hollywood Star Whackers is none other than George Lucas. Think about it. A star dies. Lucas buys their rights. Recreates them via CG for some shitty movie. Zemeckis then has to buy him a steak. He’s gone mad with power, and wants to make the absolute worst, unnecessary film of all time. Question is, why would he want to break his own record? (Daily Mail)

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