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Randy Quaid And Wife Are The New Werner Herzog
Monday, March 28 by

The Quaids are screening a film about their escape from the Star Whackers. Our sincerest apologies to Canada.

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George Lucas Is NOT Buying Dead Celebrities (That We Know Of)
Tuesday, December 7 by

Yesterday I posited a theory that George Lucas may be the shadowy puppet-master pulling the strings of the mysterious Hollywood Star Whackers due to a report that the special effects maestro is buying the film rights to dead celebrities. Correction: he is not.

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George Lucas Buying Dead Celebrities
Monday, December 6 by

Watch your back, Leslie Nielsen! It’s being reported that George Lucas is quietly and secretly buying the film rights to dead Hollywood stars.