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J.J. Abrams Casually Reveals New X-Wing Starfighter
Monday, July 21 by

That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.

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Harrison Ford Sidelined By ‘Star Wars’ Injury For A Few Months
Monday, June 16 by

You’d think they could just strap him to Chewbacca’s back.

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Karen Gillan’s Hair Cast In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Friday, April 11 by

A possible love interest for Chewbacca?

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‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Casting Announced: Peter Mayhew To Play Chewbacca
Tuesday, April 8 by

Continuity preserved.

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J.J. Abrams ‘Star Wars’ Will Take Place 30 Years After ‘Jedi’, Long After The Ewoks Die
Thursday, March 20 by

I bet 30 years later, Jabba the Hut is really paying the price for his obesity and sedentary lifestyle. If he had feet, he would have lost them to diabetes.

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Gary Oldman Could Be In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, February 6 by

He’s like nerd catnip.

"Go see a Star War."
‘Star Wars Episode VII’ Gets A Release Date
Thursday, November 7 by

And that date is…

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J.J. Abrams Getting The Help He Needs With His Lens Flare Addiction
Tuesday, October 1 by

Step one is admitting you have a problem.

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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.

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SJ Show: What Needs To Happen In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, September 12 by

We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.

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Patton Oswalt Has Some Fresh Ideas For ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Wednesday, April 17 by

This might just be the ultimate fan-fic.

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Warwick Davis Would Like A Bigger Role In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, March 14 by

Especially if it involves a lightsaber.

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J.J. Abrams Turned Down ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Wednesday, December 26 by

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Disney’s Star Wars Auditions!
Wednesday, November 7 by

This baby casts itself.

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Decision 2015: Vote Brad Bird To Direct ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Tuesday, November 6 by

The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.