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Links Away: Star Wars Weed Review
Wednesday, December 29 by

Apparently when it comes to naming their strains, some pot connoisseurs like to geek out a bit.

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‘It’s A Trap!’ Clip: ‘Fly Casual’
Wednesday, December 22 by

In honor of the DVD and Blu-ray release of “Family Guy: It’s A Trap!,’ we have a clip for our dear readers.

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Snow Jabba
Tuesday, December 21 by

It’s not cool to freeze people, is it Hut?

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Look Like Lando
Thursday, December 16 by

It’s amazing what a mustache can do.

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Star Wars Family Portrait
Monday, December 13 by

It doesn’t quite capture the hate.

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Shroomin’ Trooper
Monday, December 6 by

No Dark Side here.

10 Classic 80′s Movies
Saturday, December 4 by George Root

The 10 classic '80s movies bring back a flood of memories for people that lived in that era. The important thing for people born after the 1980s to remember is…

10 Best Movies About Aliens
Saturday, December 4 by Amin El-Gazzar

Here are the 10 best movies about aliens. Hollywood never fails to give us a glimpse into the world of science fiction, where anything is possible. These imaginative people love…

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Check Out ‘Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode III’ Clips, Stoners
Friday, December 3 by

In their ongoing pissing contest with ‘Family Guy,’ Seth Green and the ‘Robot Chicken’ gang have created a third Star Wars special as well.

10 Classic Action Movies
Wednesday, December 1 by Thomas King

If you're into fast paced movies, then be sure to check out these 10 classic action movies. Larger than life actors, dazzling special effects, and memorable one-liners are all a…

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‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Director Irvin Kershner Has Died
Monday, November 29 by

Irving Kershner, best known for directing The Empire Strikes Back, the second best Star Wars film (The Clone Wars is obviously the best), has died.

10 Best Star Wars Movie Costumes
Friday, November 26 by Ergopotamo

For fans all over the world, here we have for you the 10 best Star Wars costumes. It was the summer of 1977 when the world changed and a new…

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Links Away: How To Talk To Your Kids About ‘Star Wars’
Wednesday, November 24 by

Talk to your kids about sex is easy, but talking to them about Star Wars is hard. Where do you start? How detailed do you get? Do you bring up the tabooed Jar Jar Binks? Luckly Asylum put together a video to help all you daddies out.

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‘The Family Guy: It’s a Trap!’ Spoofs ‘Return of the Jedi’ (Trailer)
Friday, November 19 by

The final chapter in the ongoing “Family Guy” spoof of the original Star Wars Trilogy is finally here. “It’s a Trap” parodies Return of the Jedi, the third installment of the original films.

10 Best Movies With Robots
Thursday, November 18 by Bobby Ivie

People who like science fiction need to be familiar with the 10 best movies with robots. Robots in movies come in all shapes and sizes and can do everything imaginable….

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Yoda Winter Collection
Thursday, November 18 by
10 Best Movies Of 2002
Thursday, November 18 by Bobby Ivie

There were a lot of sequels released that year and the ten best movies of 2002 include three of them. Additionally, a couple more in the top ten went on…

10 Best Movie Characters Of The ’80s
Thursday, November 18 by Anarch

You can't have an '80s movie marathon without having a list of the ten best movie characters of the '80s on hand. Whether you enjoyed '80s action, comedy, teen flicks…

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Wookiee Trip
Tuesday, November 16 by
10 Best Movies Of The 80′s
Monday, November 15 by Sidney Johns

The 10 best movies of the 80's defined a generation. The time of living over and beyond are reflected on the silver screen in many of these gems. Get the…

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Thursday, November 11 by
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13 Memorable Movie Amputations
Thursday, November 4 by

Danny Boyle’s new film, 127 Hours, premieres tomorrow. James Franco stars as Aron Ralston, a climber who is forced to amputate his own arm after it is crushed under a rock. In honor of Ralston’s remarkable tale of survival, we here at Screen Junkies came up with a list of other memorable films that feature scenes of amputation. Some of them are disturbing, others are lighthearted, but all of them contain badly mutilated limbs, and that’s the important part. Enjoy!

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Wednesday, November 3 by

Oh internet, why do you do these things? I heart you.
Bob your head to there links.
Tall Men Are More Likely to Develop Testicular Cancer (Asylum)
Randy Moss Takes His Talent to Tennessee (BarstoolSports)
Vinicius Quieroz Fired After Testing Positive for Steroids (CagePotato)
The Literal Translation of Last Nights Victory and Concession Speeches (HolyTaco)
Scarlett Johansson is Remaking Species Basically (FilmDrunk)
'127' Facts About James Franco (MovieFone)
Miley Cyrus Gets Prophet Muhammad Arm Tattoo (CelebJihad)
Paul Rudd in a 1991 Super Nintendo Ad (Unreality)
Chocolate Milk With Alcohol: Yes, It's Real (MadeMan)
Drinking Across America: Atlanta (Maxim)
The 10 Manliest Races or Events a Man Can Enter (BroBible)
How Halo Ruined My Love Life (Smosh)
9 Douchebags You See At NBA Games (TotalProSports)
Manny Pacquiao Sings "Imagine" With Will Ferrel (TuVez)
If You've Never Seen "Doctor Who" Now Is a Good Time to Start (Pajiba)
Tom Cruise Scales the World's Tallest Building (PopEater)
10 Amazing Real-Life Super Powers and Superhero Gadgets (Ranker)

Busted Hyperdrive
Tuesday, October 12 by

Wookiees and bounty hunters don't understand the complexities of Japanese automobiles.

‘Star Wars Trilogy’ In Paper Animation
Wednesday, October 6 by

BoingBoing was sent this video that condenses the entire Star Wars Trilogy into two minutes AND does the whole thing in paper animation. I love it. Way better than spending six hours on the originals. Sure, the special effects aren't as impressive but the time spent on cutting out every little detail from construction paper deserves major kudos. Good job, Jeremy Messsersmith, a Minneapolis musician.

George Lucas Wants Jar Jar Binks in 3D for 2012
Tuesday, September 28 by

George Lucas must have lost a lot of credits betting on pod races over the weekend, because he's hard at work trying to scrounge up some quick cash. And there's no easier way for the man to make money than re-releasing Star Wars yet again, this time in 3D.

Actually, there is better way: he can re-release all six Star Wars films in 3D in 2012. After all, the Battle of Yavin will look cool in 3D, but Jar Jar Binks stepping in sh*t will be out of this world! (Empire Online)

It’s Safe To Ewok
Wednesday, September 15 by

But watch for X-Wings before you step off the curb.
Ewok it out with these links.
The 10 Best Heist Movie Disguises (Moviefone)
Customize Your Own Burger And Get Paid For It (Asylum)
8 Awesome Videos Of Animals Playing Video Games (Ranker)
The 14 Biggest Pitfalls In Drug Trafficking (HolyTaco)
Animation: Werner Herzog Rescuing Joaquin Phoenix From A Car Crash (FilmDrunk)
Tune In: "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Season 6 (Maxim)
The Undateable Staten Island Girl (BarStoolSports)
A Gallery Of Celebrities Looking Like Muppets (EgoTV)
The Least Anticipate New Fall Shows (Pajiba)
The Kenny Powers Workout Plan (Unreality)
Another Wild Baseball Brawl (TotalProSports)
5 Pokemon Episodes BANNED in America (Smosh)
Harder Hits, Better Faceoffs In EA Sports' NHL '11 (BroBible)
Anna Kournikova In A 3D Maxim Photo Shoot (CelebJihad)
The Reem Episode 6-The Career Of Alistar Overeem (CagePotato)
Justin Timberlake: Pop Star And Oscar Contender? (PopEater)
Made Man's Ultimate Vegas Vacation (MadeMan)

Silent ‘Star Wars’
Monday, August 23 by

I prefer this version. It's less talky and John Williams's score on piano sounds quite foreboding.
Here are today's silent links.
Spike Lee On How BP Is Worse Than The Mafia (Moviefone)
New York City Alligators–From Sewer To Supper (Asylum)
8 Most Badass Flowers In Video Games (Ranker)
How To Make An Epic Chinese Traffic Jam Even Worse (HolyTaco)
4 Minutes Of Werner Herzog/David Lynch's 'My Son, My Son' (FilmDrunk)
Top 20 Movie Badasses (Maxim)
Good 'Ole Fashion Wilderness Brawl (BarStoolSports)
10 Books Lindsay Lohan Read While In Prison (EgoTV)
5 Instant Netflix Television Series Recommendations (Pajiba)
Two Obscure Actors In A Series Of Incredible Roles (Unreality)
Hiroshima Carp Catch Of The Year–The Sequel (TotalProSports)
Courtney Love's Twitter Meltdown (Smosh)
Rachel Bilson Tiny Bikini Pics (CelebJihad)
Firemen Ghost Ride Their Fire Engine (BroBible)
KJ Noons Isn't A Dirty Fighter; He Just Plays One On TV (CagePotato)
'Machete' Star Danny Trejo Gets Wild With Bloody Thirsty Pictures (PopEater)
Your Earthquake-Proof Bed (MadeMan)

Stormtroopers Singin’ in the Rain
Monday, August 16 by

The midget ones are kinda creepy, but damn if they can't shake it.
Get funky with these links.
'Unscripted' With Jason Bateman And Jennifer Aniston (Moviefone)
NYC Is All Out Of Room For The Dead (Asylum)
The 8 Greatest "Hot Chick" Internet Hoaxes (Ranker)
25 Jet Ski Fail Videos (HolyTaco)
The 7 Best Quotes From Tom Green's Juggalo Gathering Film (FilmDrunk)
The Worst Teams In College Football (Maxim)
300 Pound Teenager Will Stab A Mom For A Cheeseburger (BarStoolSports)
6 Funny Places To Play Dead (EgoTV)
Chin Up, Fanboys! America Hates Lots Of Great Movies (Pajiba)
Good Lord Sega, Are You Serious? (Unreality)
Mike Tyson's Brutal Honesty (TotalProSports)
Dropping E And Rolling With The Dance Party (Smosh)
10 Cardinal Rules For Visiting Las Vegas (BroBible)
Tila Tequlia Stoned By Righteous Mob (CelebJihad)
Chael Sonnen Says He Was Out When Josh Rosenthal Called The Fight (CagePotato)
For Charity Right? Jenny McCarthy Parties In Sexy Lingerie (PopEater)
Couture Gas Masks For A Stylish Apocalypse (MadeMen)

Original ‘Star Wars’ Producer Explains Why Those Movies Suck Now
Friday, August 13 by

I know I'm not alone in citing The Empire Strikes Back as my favorite Star Wars film. It built upon the mythos presented in the original and expanded the universe in very cool ways and played up the darker tones without transparently trying to sell more toys. And it didn't include Ewoks. Gary Kurtz was George Lucas's partner for the first two films in the saga, and now he's speaking out for the first time about what makes the series suck now. Namely, it's Lucas's greed and desire to sell more toys. Beam me up (or something) LA Times!
"I could see where things were headed. The toy business began to drive the [Lucasfilm] empire. It's a shame. They make three times as much on toys as they do on films. It's natural to make decisions that protect the toy business but that's not the best thing for making quality films…. The first film and ‘Empire’ were about story and character, but I could see that George’s priorities were changing. The emphasis on the toys, it's like the cart driving the horse."
Oh snap! Equestrian BURN.
“We had an outline [for the third film] and George changed everything in it. Instead of bittersweet and poignant he wanted a euphoric ending with everybody happy. The original idea was that they would recover [the kidnapped] Han Solo in the early part of the story and that he would then die in the middle part of the film in a raid on an Imperial base. George then decided he didn’t want any of the principals killed. By that time there were really big toy sales and that was a reason.”
That totally almost explains Jabba's faaaabulous uncle, Ziro the Hutt.

"Mmmmm… giiiiiiirrrrrlllllll!!!!!"