10 Classic Action Movies
Wednesday, December 1 by Thomas King

If you're into fast paced movies, then be sure to check out these 10 classic action movies. Larger than life actors, dazzling special effects, and memorable one-liners are all a…

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‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Director Irvin Kershner Has Died
Monday, November 29 by

Irving Kershner, best known for directing The Empire Strikes Back, the second best Star Wars film (The Clone Wars is obviously the best), has died.

10 Best Star Wars Movie Costumes
Friday, November 26 by Ergopotamo

For fans all over the world, here we have for you the 10 best Star Wars costumes. It was the summer of 1977 when the world changed and a new…

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Links Away: How To Talk To Your Kids About ‘Star Wars’
Wednesday, November 24 by

Talk to your kids about sex is easy, but talking to them about Star Wars is hard. Where do you start? How detailed do you get? Do you bring up the tabooed Jar Jar Binks? Luckly Asylum put together a video to help all you daddies out.

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‘The Family Guy: It’s a Trap!’ Spoofs ‘Return of the Jedi’ (Trailer)
Friday, November 19 by

The final chapter in the ongoing “Family Guy” spoof of the original Star Wars Trilogy is finally here. “It’s a Trap” parodies Return of the Jedi, the third installment of the original films.

10 Best Movies With Robots
Thursday, November 18 by Bobby Ivie

People who like science fiction need to be familiar with the 10 best movies with robots. Robots in movies come in all shapes and sizes and can do everything imaginable….

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Yoda Winter Collection
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10 Best Movies Of 2002
Thursday, November 18 by Bobby Ivie

There were a lot of sequels released that year and the ten best movies of 2002 include three of them. Additionally, a couple more in the top ten went on…

10 Best Movie Characters Of The ’80s
Thursday, November 18 by Anarch

You can't have an '80s movie marathon without having a list of the ten best movie characters of the '80s on hand. Whether you enjoyed '80s action, comedy, teen flicks…

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Wookiee Trip
Tuesday, November 16 by
10 Best Movies Of The 80′s
Monday, November 15 by Sidney Johns

The 10 best movies of the 80's defined a generation. The time of living over and beyond are reflected on the silver screen in many of these gems. Get the…

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Thursday, November 11 by
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13 Memorable Movie Amputations
Thursday, November 4 by

Danny Boyle’s new film, 127 Hours, premieres tomorrow. James Franco stars as Aron Ralston, a climber who is forced to amputate his own arm after it is crushed under a rock. In honor of Ralston’s remarkable tale of survival, we here at Screen Junkies came up with a list of other memorable films that feature scenes of amputation. Some of them are disturbing, others are lighthearted, but all of them contain badly mutilated limbs, and that’s the important part. Enjoy!

Whip His Hair Back and Forth Yoda Does
Wednesday, November 3 by

Oh internet, why do you do these things? I heart you.
Bob your head to there links.
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Randy Moss Takes His Talent to Tennessee (BarstoolSports)
Vinicius Quieroz Fired After Testing Positive for Steroids (CagePotato)
The Literal Translation of Last Nights Victory and Concession Speeches (HolyTaco)
Scarlett Johansson is Remaking Species Basically (FilmDrunk)
'127' Facts About James Franco (MovieFone)
Miley Cyrus Gets Prophet Muhammad Arm Tattoo (CelebJihad)
Paul Rudd in a 1991 Super Nintendo Ad (Unreality)
Chocolate Milk With Alcohol: Yes, It's Real (MadeMan)
Drinking Across America: Atlanta (Maxim)
The 10 Manliest Races or Events a Man Can Enter (BroBible)
How Halo Ruined My Love Life (Smosh)
9 Douchebags You See At NBA Games (TotalProSports)
Manny Pacquiao Sings "Imagine" With Will Ferrel (TuVez)
If You've Never Seen "Doctor Who" Now Is a Good Time to Start (Pajiba)
Tom Cruise Scales the World's Tallest Building (PopEater)
10 Amazing Real-Life Super Powers and Superhero Gadgets (Ranker)

Busted Hyperdrive
Tuesday, October 12 by

Wookiees and bounty hunters don't understand the complexities of Japanese automobiles.

‘Star Wars Trilogy’ In Paper Animation
Wednesday, October 6 by

BoingBoing was sent this video that condenses the entire Star Wars Trilogy into two minutes AND does the whole thing in paper animation. I love it. Way better than spending six hours on the originals. Sure, the special effects aren't as impressive but the time spent on cutting out every little detail from construction paper deserves major kudos. Good job, Jeremy Messsersmith, a Minneapolis musician.

George Lucas Wants Jar Jar Binks in 3D for 2012
Tuesday, September 28 by

George Lucas must have lost a lot of credits betting on pod races over the weekend, because he's hard at work trying to scrounge up some quick cash. And there's no easier way for the man to make money than re-releasing Star Wars yet again, this time in 3D.

Actually, there is better way: he can re-release all six Star Wars films in 3D in 2012. After all, the Battle of Yavin will look cool in 3D, but Jar Jar Binks stepping in sh*t will be out of this world! (Empire Online)

It’s Safe To Ewok
Wednesday, September 15 by

But watch for X-Wings before you step off the curb.
Ewok it out with these links.
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8 Awesome Videos Of Animals Playing Video Games (Ranker)
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Animation: Werner Herzog Rescuing Joaquin Phoenix From A Car Crash (FilmDrunk)
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The Kenny Powers Workout Plan (Unreality)
Another Wild Baseball Brawl (TotalProSports)
5 Pokemon Episodes BANNED in America (Smosh)
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Justin Timberlake: Pop Star And Oscar Contender? (PopEater)
Made Man's Ultimate Vegas Vacation (MadeMan)

Silent ‘Star Wars’
Monday, August 23 by

I prefer this version. It's less talky and John Williams's score on piano sounds quite foreboding.
Here are today's silent links.
Spike Lee On How BP Is Worse Than The Mafia (Moviefone)
New York City Alligators–From Sewer To Supper (Asylum)
8 Most Badass Flowers In Video Games (Ranker)
How To Make An Epic Chinese Traffic Jam Even Worse (HolyTaco)
4 Minutes Of Werner Herzog/David Lynch's 'My Son, My Son' (FilmDrunk)
Top 20 Movie Badasses (Maxim)
Good 'Ole Fashion Wilderness Brawl (BarStoolSports)
10 Books Lindsay Lohan Read While In Prison (EgoTV)
5 Instant Netflix Television Series Recommendations (Pajiba)
Two Obscure Actors In A Series Of Incredible Roles (Unreality)
Hiroshima Carp Catch Of The Year–The Sequel (TotalProSports)
Courtney Love's Twitter Meltdown (Smosh)
Rachel Bilson Tiny Bikini Pics (CelebJihad)
Firemen Ghost Ride Their Fire Engine (BroBible)
KJ Noons Isn't A Dirty Fighter; He Just Plays One On TV (CagePotato)
'Machete' Star Danny Trejo Gets Wild With Bloody Thirsty Pictures (PopEater)
Your Earthquake-Proof Bed (MadeMan)

Stormtroopers Singin’ in the Rain
Monday, August 16 by

The midget ones are kinda creepy, but damn if they can't shake it.
Get funky with these links.
'Unscripted' With Jason Bateman And Jennifer Aniston (Moviefone)
NYC Is All Out Of Room For The Dead (Asylum)
The 8 Greatest "Hot Chick" Internet Hoaxes (Ranker)
25 Jet Ski Fail Videos (HolyTaco)
The 7 Best Quotes From Tom Green's Juggalo Gathering Film (FilmDrunk)
The Worst Teams In College Football (Maxim)
300 Pound Teenager Will Stab A Mom For A Cheeseburger (BarStoolSports)
6 Funny Places To Play Dead (EgoTV)
Chin Up, Fanboys! America Hates Lots Of Great Movies (Pajiba)
Good Lord Sega, Are You Serious? (Unreality)
Mike Tyson's Brutal Honesty (TotalProSports)
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Tila Tequlia Stoned By Righteous Mob (CelebJihad)
Chael Sonnen Says He Was Out When Josh Rosenthal Called The Fight (CagePotato)
For Charity Right? Jenny McCarthy Parties In Sexy Lingerie (PopEater)
Couture Gas Masks For A Stylish Apocalypse (MadeMen)

Original ‘Star Wars’ Producer Explains Why Those Movies Suck Now
Friday, August 13 by

I know I'm not alone in citing The Empire Strikes Back as my favorite Star Wars film. It built upon the mythos presented in the original and expanded the universe in very cool ways and played up the darker tones without transparently trying to sell more toys. And it didn't include Ewoks. Gary Kurtz was George Lucas's partner for the first two films in the saga, and now he's speaking out for the first time about what makes the series suck now. Namely, it's Lucas's greed and desire to sell more toys. Beam me up (or something) LA Times!
"I could see where things were headed. The toy business began to drive the [Lucasfilm] empire. It's a shame. They make three times as much on toys as they do on films. It's natural to make decisions that protect the toy business but that's not the best thing for making quality films…. The first film and ‘Empire’ were about story and character, but I could see that George’s priorities were changing. The emphasis on the toys, it's like the cart driving the horse."
Oh snap! Equestrian BURN.
“We had an outline [for the third film] and George changed everything in it. Instead of bittersweet and poignant he wanted a euphoric ending with everybody happy. The original idea was that they would recover [the kidnapped] Han Solo in the early part of the story and that he would then die in the middle part of the film in a raid on an Imperial base. George then decided he didn’t want any of the principals killed. By that time there were really big toy sales and that was a reason.”
That totally almost explains Jabba's faaaabulous uncle, Ziro the Hutt.

"Mmmmm… giiiiiiirrrrrlllllll!!!!!"

Lord Vader Finally Settled Down
Sunday, August 8 by

He's truly entered the Dark Side.

Darth Schwarzenegger
Friday, August 6 by

The age-old question of what if Arnold Schwarzenegger did the voice of Darth Vader in Star Wars instead of James Earl Jones has finally been answered. I can't wait until George Lucas re-releases all six films with this new, more appropriate dubbing.
Check out the video after the jump…

Lucas Says Live-Action ‘Star Wars’ Too Expensive for TV
Friday, August 6 by

George Lucas excludes Samuel L. Jackson from snack time on the set of Attack of the Clones.
There's trouble a-brewin' in Nerdville. It seems the long awaited live-action "Star Wars" television show is on hold indefinitely, according to Star Wars creator and destroyer George "Big Baby Jesus" Lucas. In an interview with Digital Spy, the director cited cost as the main factor.
“They literally are Star Wars, only we’re going to have to try to do them [at] a tenth the cost… And it’s a huge challenge, [a] lot bigger than what we thought it was gonna be.”
Considering the first movie, which is beloved by all, was filmed using motion control photography and a bunch of crappy models, and the first prequel, which is hated by all, had an unlimited special effects budget, maybe George is putting too much emphasis on the bells and whistles.
Just make the damn show, and for the love of Yoda, let someone else write and direct. (Screen Rant)

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Friday, July 30 by
Darth Vader Falls On Hard Times, Robs Bank
Friday, July 23 by

A bank teller in Long Island was surprised yesterday morning when approached by a gun-toting Darth Vader. The Sith Lord forced the teller to empty their drawer before fleeing.
We all heard the stories of Lucasfilm banning the original Darth David Prowse from Star Wars events, but who would have dreamed he'd resort to this? Of course, I joke. This is obviously another stunt from Improv Everywhere. Give it up, guys. You can only run for so long. (Newsday)

‘Star Wars’ on a Subway
Wednesday, July 14 by

Last time we saw Improv Everywhere, they were chasing down ghosts in the New York Public Library. Now the comedy troupe known for its wacky movie reenactments brings the Princess Leia/Darth Vader scene from Star Wars down into the dingy underground of Manhattan. I can't wait until the day the locals turn against these theater jokesters. Improv's going to be all over the sidewalk, brickwalls, and tip of a bum's chicken bone knife. EVERYWHERE. (Ed note: Please don't murder these guys. Okay, thanks.)
Check out the video below.

LucasFilm Disapproves of Lightsaber That Sets Skin On Fire
Tuesday, July 6 by

Wicked Lasers designed a blue laser called the Spyder III Pro Arctic that looks an awful lot like a lightsaber. It has the ability to kill people, and LucasFilm has a problem with that. Even the warning on the product itself basically says not to turn the thing on: Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form. It doesn't get more metal than setting fire to skin and other body parts. Do they mean body parts not covered by skin? What kind of creature is handling these miracles of modern science? Apparently those pussies at LucasFilm can't handle the shear awesomeness of death lasers: It has come to our attention that a company called Wicked Lasers is selling a highly dangerous product out of Hong Kong that is designed to look like a lightsaber from Star Wars. This product is not licensed or approved by Lucasfilm in any way. We have demanded that Wicked Lasers immediately cease and desist their infringing activities. As Wicked Lasers itself admits, this product can cause serious injury to the user and other people. We strongly discourage consumers from purchasing it. I guess I get it. Someone sells a product that resembles a cherished icon from your landmark films, and said product sets some kid on fire, you might wind up with egg on your face. But it's awesome blue egg that emits a 445nm ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% brighter than the Sonar's 405nm violet beam!  Check out video of the Spyder III after the jump…

AT-AT Is Man’s Best Friend
Monday, June 28 by

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have an AT-AT for a pet, look no further than this short film, AT-AT Day Afternoon. Like we all suspected, they poop Jabbas. (FilmDrunk)These links want your affection.'Twilight: Eclipse' Photoshop Contest (HolyTaco) Why Do I Keep Watching: 'Entourage' (TVSquad) Hot Girls Tell You The Time On Japanese Mobile App (Asylum) Susan Saradon To Film Ping-Pong Reality Show (PopEater) Mentos & Diet Coke Revive Dead, French Clown (FilmDrunk) The Sexiest Eyes In Hollywood (Unreality) 100 Best Free Porn Sites (BroBible) This Gymnasitcs Freakout Is A Must See (TotalProSports) 6 Ways To Ruin A Home Shopping Segment (Maxim) Rematch In Russia Rocky Balboa-Style (CagePotato) Mel Gibson's Knuckle Punch Drunk-Love(CelebJihad) Bad Fashions We Should All Stop Wearing (Smosh)  Part 'Zodiac', Part 'Pi' Movie Trailer (Pajiba) Luke Trips And Dies (Atom) Datamancer's Stylish New Keyboards (MadeMan)

Adidas Recreates ‘Star Wars’ Cantina Scene With Snoop Dogg, Others
Friday, June 4 by

Snoop Dogg wields his lizzle sizzle. Adidas wants you to buy their Star Wars Originals collection, so LucasFilm made this two minute commercial that doesn't feature shoes. It stars Snoop Dogg, Daft Punk, David Beckham, Jay Baruchel, Ciara, and others in the Cantina Scene from Star Wars. My only question is, why do the patrons give the black guy trouble? If they're racist, which they clearly are, they should have known the brother would be packin' heat.   Check out the spot after the jump.