She might be overqualified for the role of R2D2.
Lupita Nyong’o Being Considered For ‘Star Wars VII’ Lead
Monday, March 17 by

I hope she’s the new Boba Fett.

Relax. There's no Ewoks in this one. You can start breathing again.
That New ‘Star Wars’ Script Is Done
Monday, January 20 by

Because we’re the YouTube generation, it’s just Chewbacca doing the Dougie for 88 minutes.

I didn't know Jesse joined Arcade Fire! Good for him.
Jesse Plemmons, ‘Breaking Bad’s Todd, Up For ‘Star Wars’ Lead?
Monday, January 13 by

As usual, the question mark at the end means we have no idea what we are talking about.

I'd tell him to wax that unibrow, but he's been dead for almost 20 years.
2Pac Auditioned To Be Mace Windu In ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’?
Wednesday, January 8 by

The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.

It's pretty much already covered in sand.
The ‘Star Wars’ Tattoine Set In Tunisia Will Soon Be Buried Under Sand
Tuesday, October 22 by

Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.

Two guys in robes fighting. Just like in my gym locker room.
Watch A Scene From The Now-Defunct ‘Star Wars’ TV Show Concept
Monday, October 7 by

Light sabres. Now that I have your attention, watch this video.

I demand toddler versions of all familiar characters. Like 'Muppet Babies'.
Disney Exec Says They’ll Crank Out One ‘Star Wars’ Origin Story Per Year
Friday, September 13 by

Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.

The 5 Closest Calls In Movie History
Monday, July 8 by Frost

Sometimes a film deserves to die on the vine, like the ninth sequel to a horror franchise that isn’t scary anymore. Other times the fates allow for the existence of…

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C-3PO Has Wack Mic Skills
Monday, July 1 by

C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication. None of which could help him in a rap battle.

4 Cross Over Movies You Didn?t Realize Were Connected
Friday, June 28 by Frost

Much like recognizing someone from your high school math class in news footage from a riot in Norway, connections don’t often get made until you put the effort into finding…

Well hello there, Mr. Googly Eyes!
Al Pacino Passed On Playing Han Solo And John McClane In ‘Die Hard’
Wednesday, June 5 by

According to Al Pacino.

Consider me warned.
J.J. Abrams Eyes Stephen King’s ’11/22/63′, Because He’s Got So Much Time On His Hands
Monday, April 29 by

Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.

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Cats And ‘Star Wars’ Finally Combine In An Effort To Break The Internet
Friday, April 26 by

Was only a matter of time.

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Warwick Davis Would Like A Bigger Role In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, March 14 by

Especially if it involves a lightsaber.

To his credit, he does look very presidential.
Obama Confuses ‘Star Trek’ And ‘Star Wars’
Thursday, March 7 by

Will he recover from this scathing indictment?

6 Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny
Monday, March 4 by Lee Keeler

Otis. Minnie. Hawkins. Just these names alone are annoying. We’re sorry to remind you of these six Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny. Enjoy? Otis – “Superman” (1978) While Ned…

Darth Vader's less intimidating brother, Gerald Vader.
Simon Pegg Rumored For Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Because Of All The Nerds
Wednesday, February 27 by

Sure. This sounds agreeable enough.

Enjoy your free time, J.J. Soon, it will no longer be yours.
J.J. Abrams Might Tackle ‘Portal’ And ‘Half-Life’ Films, As Well
Thursday, February 7 by

It beats killing time by playing the games.

Han Solo as a storm trooper
Brace Yourself For ‘Han Solo: Origins’
Wednesday, February 6 by

On the one hand, this is a terrible idea. On the other, Ryan Reynolds looks dashing in vests.

Ahoy, Mr. Abrams!
Abrams Is Really Truly Directing ‘Star Wars’, But It Might Not Hit Theaters In 2015
Monday, January 28 by

We don’t want to take “I’m busy” for an answer.

He's to nerds what the pope is to Catholics.
J.J. Abrams Will Direct The Next ‘Star Wars’ Film
Thursday, January 24 by

Episode VII.

The producers might want to see how 'Man of Steel' shakes out first.
Zack Snyder Gets In On That Sweet ‘Star Wars’ Action
Monday, January 14 by

So don’t go expecting cinema verite.

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White House Is Passing On A Petition To Build A Death Star
Monday, January 14 by

Leave out the ducts. Trust me.

The 6 Most Terrifying Movie Religions
Friday, November 16 by Frost

It’s not all bake sales and underground bingo racketeering when cinema tackles the spiritual genre. With various takes on gods, fate, and fortune these are the six most terrifying movie…

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The Screen Junkies Show: Disney’s Star Wars Auditions!
Wednesday, November 7 by

This baby casts itself.

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Decision 2015: Vote Brad Bird To Direct ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Tuesday, November 6 by

The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.

Star Wars The Clone Wars Episodes
Friday, November 2 by Gregory Wakeman

George Lucas hasn’t done anything right for a while. Not since creating the greatest trilogy ever anyway. After that he tried to increase their awesomeness with three asinine prequels that…

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Darth Vader Plans His Takeover Of The Magic Kingdom
Thursday, November 1 by

Who to choke the air out of first?

Just avoid people in robes on the street. Not rocket science.
Topical!!!: How To Pull Off The Jedi Mind Trick Prank
Wednesday, October 31 by

Try this out on your gullible friends. If you don’t know who your gullible friends are, then you’re the gullible friend.

6 Adventure Romance Movies Men And Women Will Love
Monday, October 8 by Gregory Wakeman

  It's always an ordeal to select a movie for you and your loved one to settle down and watch together. There's a long list of reasons why you don't…