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Stacy Keach Joins ‘Bourne’ And The PIttsburgh Steelers Join ‘Dark Knight Rises’, Obviously
Friday, August 5 by

The Pittsburgh Steelers will play a CIA bureaucrat, and Stacy Keach will play a football team. I double-checked it and everything. Weird.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.