Screen Junkies » spongebob squarepants http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 30 Sep 2014 00:00:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Things Get Weird In ‘The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/spongebob-squarepants/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/spongebob-squarepants/#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2014 17:51:28 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263668 He's leaving his world for ours.

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It’s been ten years since The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and next year Nickelodean plans to fill that gaping hole with The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. It looks delightful. Which is rare for a movie that takes a beloved cartoon character and converts them to 3D for live-action interaction with actors who’ve made questionable choices. Maybe that’s because this movie stays far away from the eating and drinking of any bodily fluid or defecation. Although, we totally would have accepted that happening in a SpongeBob movie!

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7 Cartoons More Harmful To Children Than ‘Spongebob’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/7-cartoons-more-harmful-to-children-than-spongebob-squarepants/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/7-cartoons-more-harmful-to-children-than-spongebob-squarepants/#comments Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:00:53 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=228183 Seriously, thanks for finding this out NOW.

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A recent study revealed that fast-paced cartoons like Spongebob Squarepants are responsible for melting the brains of preschool-aged children. That’s good to find out now, years after the show has been on the air, A.D.D.-ing an entire generation.

However, all of the blame shouldn’t fall squarely on that cheery little sponge. Cartoons have been warping minds for years by promoting violence, causing seizures, and creating young people naive to the ways of the world. These seven shows in particular are much more harmful to a growing mind than Spongebob.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

When I was a kid, this show was responsible for 98% of the groin-kickings on planet Earth. It was all but impossible to watch an episode with friends and not have the party end with someone keeled over cupping their budding gonads. Also, its essentially one big commercial for pizza which lead to a wave of overweight wannabe ninjas. Case in point, Steven Seagal.

Bambi

This one is on the list because it will wreck your shit. Remember how you felt when Bambi’s mom was murdered? Now imagine if you were a toddler and watching it by yourself. You’d think, “What a lazy deer,” and not learn the consequences of shooting someone. Then you’d be considered one of the dumbest toddlers in prison.

Tom and Jerry

Originally, Tom and Jerry featured some of the most violent imagery on television. And it was awesome. Then as kids began to hurt one another, producers were forced to have the cat and mouse bury the hatchet someplace other than Tom’s skull. That’s how Tom and Jerry and Friends came about.  I argue that the watered-down pussification of the material was actually more damaging. Living amongst rodents? That’s how plagues start.

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Spongebob Squarepants Found Dead http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/spongebob-squarepants-found-dead/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/spongebob-squarepants-found-dead/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The salt water in his lungs suggests he was drowned elsewhere and then dumped.Grieve with these links. Guillermo Gives 'Hobbit' Update (Moviefone)Happy Goonies B-Day: The The Truffle Shuffle Turns 25 Today! (Asylum)F-Bombs Fly at MTV Movie Awards (PopEater)Crazy Twilight Lady Makes Everyone Sad (FilmDrunk)Create Your Own MTV Movie Award Show In 5 Easy Steps (HolyTaco)Most Insane Toy Story Tattoo You'll Ever See (Unreality)The 55 Sexiest South African Women (BroBible)Parkour Stunt Fail (TotalProSports)The Curious Case Of Hot Girls & Buttons (Maxim)Miley Cyrus Teaches Girls How To Sit Like A Lady (Celebjihad)New Ali Sonoma Bikini Photos, Y'all (CagePotato)Two-Sentence Movie Review (Smosh)More About A "Preacher" Movie (Pajiba)iFreak (Atom)You Are Getting Scammed (MadeMen)

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The salt water in his lungs suggests he was drowned elsewhere and then dumped.

Grieve with these links.

Guillermo Gives ‘Hobbit’ Update (Moviefone)

Happy Goonies B-Day: The The Truffle Shuffle Turns 25 Today! (Asylum)

F-Bombs Fly at MTV Movie Awards (PopEater)

Crazy Twilight Lady Makes Everyone Sad (FilmDrunk)

Create Your Own MTV Movie Award Show In 5 Easy Steps (HolyTaco)

Most Insane Toy Story Tattoo You’ll Ever See (Unreality)

The 55 Sexiest South African Women (BroBible)

Parkour Stunt Fail (TotalProSports)

The Curious Case Of Hot Girls & Buttons (Maxim)

Miley Cyrus Teaches Girls How To Sit Like A Lady (Celebjihad)

New Ali Sonoma Bikini Photos, Y’all (CagePotato)

Two-Sentence Movie Review (Smosh)

More About A "Preacher" Movie (Pajiba)

iFreak (Atom)

You Are Getting Scammed (MadeMen)

 

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