While they may have been the first band to make the leap from fiction to reality, they were by no means the last. Several TV shows and films have tried to get their manufactured outfits to transition to music in earnest, but they haven’t met with as much success. In most instances, the line between an actual band and “novelty act” is blurred to the point that making a distinction doesn’t really seem like a good use of anyone’s time.

Let’s just enjoy them for what they are – a handful of substandard, clichéd conglomerates created for the sole purpose of making producers money.

And what’s not to enjoy?

Danity Kane

Bands manufactured through stupid reality contests count, per my arbitrary rules, so the band formed in the third season of Puff Daddy’s MTV reality show Making the Band (“Get me a sugar cookie!”) graces us with their presence on this list. Though other bands were formed in other seasons, this all-girl ensemble had the most of success of any of them, but still not all that much.

The band was formed in 2005, and after several lineup changes, eventually called it quits in 2009. They will be missed.

Wait. No they won’t.

Spinal Tap

The first Christopher Guest mockumentary was such an uncanny and accurate send-up of the bloated and weird rock and roll lifestyle that those in the band, namely Michael McKean, Guest, and Harry Shearer took the gimmick to another level and not only toured, but also released an album of original material.

Though at no point was this to be an earnest undertaking, the band’s effort still ranks as one of the most listenable and entertaining on the list, mostly due to the attention that the actors paid to detail, as opposed to just throwing on shiny shirts and pulling some dance moves.

In honor of this, the loudest day in the universe, we decided to blast Tap. Don’t worry if our office walls start shaking. We want it that way.

Big Bottom

“Big bottom, big bottom. Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em.”

Tap took the opportunity to homage the female body part that ZZ Top didn’t get around to — the posterior. The band once again proves their technical prowess by employing three bass guitars for the anthems driving force. Plus, ZZ Top never got around to a lyric like this, “My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights. Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah.”

Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight

“You’re sweet but you’re just four feet. And you still got your baby teeth. You’re too young and I’m too wel hung.”

A perfect send-up of heavy rock while simultaneously one of the greatest songs ever written, “Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight” is better than the tracks it takes aim at. It’s almost flawless, if only the roadies could get their act together.

The King of the "mockumentary" is back, and this time he’s taking aim at retro collectors. Christopher Guest, the man behind Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show, is returning to his director’s chair, and he’s bringing along Harry Shearer and Michael McKean.

Guest, Shearer and McKean are putting their heads together to make a movie about the world of retro collectors; people who ferret out such things as old comic books, Barbie dolls, vintage magazine ads, vinyl 45-rpm singles, or even – ick! – Charles Manson song lyrics written on Kleenex. There’s a massive underground of collectors who would do the Borgia’s proud as they scheme and double-cross to possess the item they crave.

While there has been no confirmation that this is, in fact, a mockumentary, chances are high. If so, will it do as well as the Casey Affleck/Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary, I’m Still Here, which has grossed an estimated $259,290? Only time will tell. (WOW via MovieFone)