War’s always more fun in a group.

Chocolate, waffles, VAN DAMME.

In honor of ‘Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning’.

In honor of ‘Total Recall’ on Blu-ray and DVD 12/18!

Will Smith has really let himself go.

In honor of ‘Lawrence of Arabia’s’ release on Blu-ray.

Try this at home.

In honor of ‘Resident Evil: Damnation”…

Van. Dammage.

In honor of The Raid: Redemption

They’re like grown-up Encyclopedia Browns. All of them.

That’s some good teen slaying.

Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.

In honor of Meeting Evil…

Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.

From ‘The Woman in Black’ to ‘Ringu’ to ‘Ghostbusters’.

Including G4′s awesome ‘Marvel Anime’ line-up.

Not all Stephen King movies are about murder and horror, just most of them.

In honor of Wyatt Earp’s Revenge…

There’s very little room for advancement in the field of murder.

Yeah, Oldboy is on the list.

Just when they think they’re out…

It’s like porn, but it’s not.

Oh…oh god…

This should keep the little bastard quiet for a while.

Enjoy, sickos.

Werewolves and Vampires do not play well.

They’ve taken all they can stand.

Crime doesn’t pay… especially if you’re an idiot.

Even film snobs like explosions from time to time.