A show like ‘Community’ will never find an audience on the Internet anyway.
It will be hosted by Dan Patrick. WOO-HOO!!!!
Back to the drawing board.
‘Gremlins 2′ was more plausible
Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.
It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.
It was actually his idea.
But will he make a good lightning guy?
Be careful what you wish for…
Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.
Werewolves and Vampires do not play well.
Sources close to him indicate that Jobs did both walk and talk, so Aaron Sorkin seems like a natural fit.
Sony calls on the master of nerd storytelling.
A sequel’s been set before we’ve even seen the first one
Yo, HBO. You wanna hit?
The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.
They’re totally breaking the bro code by not sharing plot details.
If you want an indie, Shaun of the Dead-ie take on aliens… it’s coming… soon.
They’ve decided to write a script. That’s a good start!!
Thanks to a $300 worldwide box office, a sequel was as inevitable as Evelyn Salt stopping the nuclear missiles at the end.
Casting directors everywhere send out feelers for the “Japanese Andre the Giant.”
Columbia Pictures has grabbed the US distribution rights for the film, to be written by ‘The Hurt Locker’ scribe Mark Boal. It’s a regular Hurt Lockereunion.
The posters feature a scared as hell Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, as well as the very first intelligent apes from ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’.
Sony is a very attractive distribution partner for MGM and clearly “wants it.” The James Bond distribution rights, that is.
With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?
If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.
Oh, and they’re both Sony films. But that’s it, everybody.
Luckily, there’s a deal in the works that will save these films from a fate worse than a Commie invasion: sitting on the shelf for even longer than they already have.
Now that we’ve all gotten used to the idea of Peter Parker being able to organically spin webbing from his wrists, those bastards at Sony are pulling the rug out from under us once again, bringing back Spider-Man’s famous web-shooters.