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‘Community’ Will Not Find A Home At Hulu
Tuesday, June 24 by

A show like ‘Community’ will never find an audience on the Internet anyway.

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‘Jeopardy!’ Will Air A Sports Spinoff Online
Wednesday, April 30 by

It will be hosted by Dan Patrick. WOO-HOO!!!!

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Mattel To Bring Us That Barbie Film Franchise We Won’t Stop Pestering Them About
Wednesday, April 23 by

MAKE IT GRITTY.

GTFO.
We’re Finally Getting A ‘Smurfs’ Reboot
Thursday, March 13 by

Back to the drawing board.

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New ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Trailer Laughs In The Face Of Science
Tuesday, February 4 by

‘Gremlins 2′ was more plausible

Let's cram sixty more characters into this shot.
Sony Turning Spider-Man World Into Avengers-Style Universe Of Characters. Ugh.
Friday, December 13 by

Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.

On the upside, we'll probably lose the cast of 'Two and a Half Men' as well.
Play The ‘This Is The End’ Game, And Revel In The Fun That Is The Apocalypse
Thursday, June 6 by

It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.

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Paul Giamatti To Suit Up As The Rhino In ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′
Tuesday, January 29 by

It was actually his idea.

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‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Sensibly Wants Jamie Foxx To Portray Electro
Thursday, November 1 by

But will he make a good lightning guy?

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They’re Actually Rebooting ‘Manimal’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Be careful what you wish for…

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‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Just Might Match The Hype
Monday, February 6 by

Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.

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The 5 Best ‘Underworld’ Fight Scenes
Tuesday, December 20 by

Werewolves and Vampires do not play well.

My two least favorite habits - smoking and swimming in your f*cking clothes.
Aaron Sorkin Is ‘Strongly Considering’ Steve Jobs Biopic, Since He Loves Depicting Cold Tech Giants
Wednesday, November 23 by

Sources close to him indicate that Jobs did both walk and talk, so Aaron Sorkin seems like a natural fit.

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Sony Pokes Aaron Sorkin And Asks Him To Write Steve Jobs Biopic
Tuesday, October 25 by

Sony calls on the master of nerd storytelling.

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Get Ready For ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ In 2014
Friday, August 5 by

A sequel’s been set before we’ve even seen the first one

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‘Breaking Bad’ Is Being Shopped Around To Other Networks
Tuesday, August 2 by

Yo, HBO. You wanna hit?

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Chris Hemsworth Will Lead A Team Of (Shirtless?) Operatives In ‘Shadow Runner’
Wednesday, June 29 by

The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.

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Sony Acquires Roland Emmerich’s ‘Singularity’. Whatever That Is.
Wednesday, June 29 by

They’re totally breaking the bro code by not sharing plot details.

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‘Attack The Block’ Sets Invasion Date For This Summer
Friday, June 10 by

If you want an indie, Shaun of the Dead-ie take on aliens… it’s coming… soon.

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The Chances Of A ‘Risk’ Movie Have Improved
Thursday, June 9 by

They’ve decided to write a script. That’s a good start!!

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‘Salt’ Sequel To Answer Question: “Will There Be More ‘Salt’?”
Monday, June 6 by

Thanks to a $300 worldwide box office, a sequel was as inevitable as Evelyn Salt stopping the nuclear missiles at the end.

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‘Big Man Japan’ To Become ‘Big Man, Uh, United States’
Monday, June 6 by

Casting directors everywhere send out feelers for the “Japanese Andre the Giant.”

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Sony Wants Kathryn Bigelow To Shoot Osama Bin Laden
Tuesday, May 24 by

Columbia Pictures has grabbed the US distribution rights for the film, to be written by ‘The Hurt Locker’ scribe Mark Boal. It’s a regular Hurt Lockereunion.

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Check Out These New Teaser Posters In ’30 Minutes Or Less’
Friday, April 22 by

The posters feature a scared as hell Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, as well as the very first intelligent apes from ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’.

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MGM Makes Sony Its ‘Bond’ Bitch Once Again
Wednesday, April 13 by

Sony is a very attractive distribution partner for MGM and clearly “wants it.” The James Bond distribution rights, that is.

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Oscar Watch: Justin Bieber To Play Young Ashton Kutcher?
Wednesday, March 30 by

With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?

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New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf
Thursday, March 10 by

If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.

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‘Resident Evil 5′ And ‘Ides Of March’ Have Fall Release Dates, Nothing Else In Common
Thursday, March 3 by

Oh, and they’re both Sony films. But that’s it, everybody.

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If Sony Helps Sad Old MGM, We Get ‘Red Dawn’, ‘Cabin In The Woods’
Tuesday, February 8 by

Luckily, there’s a deal in the works that will save these films from a fate worse than a Commie invasion: sitting on the shelf for even longer than they already have.

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‘Spider-Man’ To Probably Feature Web-Shooters
Monday, January 17 by

Now that we’ve all gotten used to the idea of Peter Parker being able to organically spin webbing from his wrists, those bastards at Sony are pulling the rug out from under us once again, bringing back Spider-Man’s famous web-shooters.