After moving to NY to pursue acting, Mary Louise Parker got a job measuring feet at a shoe store. It was all downhill from there. She starred in a movie about old women named Fried Green Tomatoes, and movie about middle-aged women named Boys on the Side, and a show about selling ganja named”Weeds.” She won an Emmy for the latter, but it ain’t no feet measurin’, that’s for sure.

A word from Mary Louise: “Oh, I just hate having to polish all of these awards!”

Tell me about. My capoeta trophies are so tarnished it’s an embarrassment when I’m entertaining company.

More pics of the weed-selling MILF after the jump.