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The SAG Awards Big Winners
Monday, January 30 by

Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.

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‘Happy Feet Two’ Actress Sofia Vergara
Monday, November 14 by

You’re not actually going to see Sofia Vergara in Happy Feet Two, but you’ll hear a whole lot of her voice. The”Modern Family” actress plays Carmen, a penguin who presumably takes…

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Fresh Produce: Will Plus Size Models Invade Hollywood?
Wednesday, June 29 by

With 2011 being the year that the fashion industry eschewed peaches for cantaloupes, can we expect a flood of plus sized models to try their hand at acting in 2012?

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Don’t Call The ‘Happy Feet 2′ Teaser A Comeback
Friday, May 27 by

Like penguins?

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Smurf The New ‘The Smurfs’ Trailer
Wednesday, May 25 by

It’s The Smurfs. Whatever, man.

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’3 Stooges’ Hires Actual Movie Actor Craig Bierko For Their Movie
Thursday, May 12 by

‘The Three Stooges’ cast – Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, the recently confirmed Chris Diamantopoulos – are all TV actors. Now that will change. *Thunder*

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21 Hottest TV and Movie MILFs Of All Time
Friday, May 6 by

It’s Mother’s Day again, the one day out of the year when you stop and say thank you to the woman who had sex with a stranger on a pool…

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Gif Recap: ‘Modern Family’ – Mother’s Day
Thursday, May 5 by

Ed O’Neill is awesome, Sofia Vergara is hot, and socially acceptable gay stereotypes are hilarious.

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17 Bounce-Tastic Sofia Vergara Gifs
Wednesday, April 27 by

While I would go as far as to say she’s the total package, certain parts of her lend themselves particularly well to animated Gifs.

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Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Beautiful Actresses To Hump
Monday, February 28 by

It seems as if he approached some of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses and said “be in my comedy video! You’ll pantomime having sex with a yoga ball!” And those actresses all said yes.

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Katherine Heigl To Serve As Sub-Halle Berry
Monday, January 31 by

Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

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Jessica Biel And Sofia Vergara Will Loan Their Hotness To ‘New Year’s Eve’
Thursday, December 9 by

Gary Marshall is throwing a bone to the beleaguered boyfriends who will be dragged to see New Year’s Eve. Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara have joined the ensemble cast.

Sofia Vergara Stirs Like A Champ
Friday, September 24 by

I suddenly have a hankering for milk.

Sofia Vergara Won’t Shut Up About Sex
Wednesday, August 11 by

Sofia Vergara let the Freudian slips fly on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night. Actually, it all started earlier in the day when Sofia tweeted that she was excited to "do Kimmel" that night. Except she meant "do" as in appear on, not "do" as in bang.
In trying to defend herself on the show, she kept accidentally rambling on and on about sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex. Does the woman think of nothing else? Before we know it she's going to convince Christina Hendricks that they should do a topless photoshoot together. It sickens me! **Mother pulls ear away from bedroom door. Google "Modern Family/Mad Men" fan fiction**
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