Just like in my fantasy.
Ahh, mammaries. MEMORIES! WE MEANT MEMORIES!!
When evil happens in Vegas, he slays in Vegas.
Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.
You’re not actually going to see Sofia Vergara in Happy Feet Two, but you’ll hear a whole lot of her voice. The”Modern Family” actress plays Carmen, a penguin who presumably takes…
With 2011 being the year that the fashion industry eschewed peaches for cantaloupes, can we expect a flood of plus sized models to try their hand at acting in 2012?
It’s The Smurfs. Whatever, man.
‘The Three Stooges’ cast – Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, the recently confirmed Chris Diamantopoulos – are all TV actors. Now that will change. *Thunder*
It’s Mother’s Day again, the one day out of the year when you stop and say thank you to the woman who had sex with a stranger on a pool…
Ed O’Neill is awesome, Sofia Vergara is hot, and socially acceptable gay stereotypes are hilarious.
While I would go as far as to say she’s the total package, certain parts of her lend themselves particularly well to animated Gifs.
It seems as if he approached some of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses and said “be in my comedy video! You’ll pantomime having sex with a yoga ball!” And those actresses all said yes.
Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).
Gary Marshall is throwing a bone to the beleaguered boyfriends who will be dragged to see New Year’s Eve. Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara have joined the ensemble cast.
I suddenly have a hankering for milk.
Sofia Vergara let the Freudian slips fly on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night. Actually, it all started earlier in the day when Sofia tweeted that she was excited to "do Kimmel" that night. Except she meant "do" as in appear on, not "do" as in bang.
In trying to defend herself on the show, she kept accidentally rambling on and on about sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex. Does the woman think of nothing else? Before we know it she's going to convince Christina Hendricks that they should do a topless photoshoot together. It sickens me! **Mother pulls ear away from bedroom door. Google "Modern Family/Mad Men" fan fiction**
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