If you’re into that kind of thing.

That is one rugged huntsman.

The funnyman will be required to lose height for the role.

‘Community’, Coppola, and Kevin (Smith).

Ray Winstone will play the seventh and final dwarf, “Character Actor-y.”

Toby Jones, Eddie Marsan, and Steven Graham also offered small parts.

He’ll be a miniature version of Al Swearengen.

They got Chris Hemsworth. Now they need to fill his mouth with words.

You know who’s really getting jerked around with all these schedule changes? The dwarves.

Universal execs quotes as saying ‘First’!

Hemsworth was chosen to play the titular Huntsman in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, the 9 bazillionth ‘Snow White’ movie currently in development.

As writer Mark Boal furiously adds a happy ending to the script, ‘Kill Bin Laden’ has found one of their leads: Australian actor Joel Edgerton.

Don’t call him Prince Charming, though. It’s “Charmant” in this film. Why? None of your damn business, that’s why.

Or maybe he thinks he’s too good for it, like Viggo Mortensen.

Protect your own damn Snow White!!

Darren Aronofsky’s bizarre decision to spend more time with his family has opened up the actor’s schedule for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’.

Viggo is just too damn good for this Disney crap.

This is the actress that casting directors believe could best portray Snow White. This one. In the picture. Seriously.

She’s probably as excited as a school girl staring at a vampire man’s chiseled, glittery abs.

Stewart’s apparently circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.

Viggo Mortensen could go from being a King in ‘Lord of the Rings’ to a lowly huntsman taking orders from bitchy/hot Queen Charlize Theron in ‘Snow White and The Huntsman.’

With rival Snow White projects set up at Universal and Relativity, it was only a matter of time before the studios began their search to figure out who would play the mean, old bitch in their films.