To be fair, Armie was in possession of seemingly the smallest amount of pot (.02 ounces) that can still constitute “having some pot on you.” After consulting with uh, a friend, it would seem that .02 ounces is, like, barely a bowl. So the question isn’t “why did Armie Hammer have pot on him?” but rather, “Why did Armie Hammer have so little pot on him?”

Another question to ask yourself is why was he carrying it in Sierra Blanca, Texas, the town where Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg were also busted for weed. Further, what was Armie doing hanging out in a Texas border town frequented by the likes of Willie and Snoop? Get back to Nantucket, Armie. Stat!

(via TMZ, duh.)

At any rate, I was quickly drawn into a hash-tag battle over what the show should be called . Rather than let this pure comedic gold go to waste, I thought I’d post the results. The titles were all created by Screen Junkies unless otherwise noted. Enjoy! And special thanks to @TVDoneWright.

(via @earnestp)

Click ‘Next Page’ to see the final 8…come on…one lousy click…

Rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg (Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dog) has teamed up with My Wife and Kids creator Don Reo to play the patriarch of a family in a multi-camera sitcom. This will follow E’!'s reality show Snoop Dogg‘s Father Hood, which shined the light on Snoop Dogg’s domestic life with his wife and three kids.

Only three kids? That doesn’t sound right.

Snoop’s music career has curtailed to the point where he is teetering on the verge of becoming a novelty act, so the transition to acting is a natural one, in the vein of Ice Cube and other rappers whose musical career seemed to have hit an expiration date.

On this show, I’m sure he’ll be telling jimmy jokes about our mamas that we ALL like!

Look’s like Pee Wee has found his new Cowboy Curtis.

In The Big Bang, he plays a private investigator hired by a giant to find his missing stripper girlfriend, Sienna Guillory, and the $30 million worth of diamonds she’s carrying. Along the way he encounters danger, Snoop Dogg on a porn set, James Van Der Beek, Autumn Reeser‘s horny waitress, and Sam Elliott as a gazillionaire visionary trying to re-create the Big Bang beneath the desert.

Sounds all well and good, but just show more of the stripper, guys. Seriously.

Notorious teetotalers Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa have decided to produce High School, a film that will accompany an collaborative album. So the film is an afterthought to ride the coattails of a novelty album by two guys who haven’ taken anything seriously since Doggystyle and birth, respectively. Filmmaking at its finest. Khalifa so eloquently puts it:

“It’s about pot, of course. But it’s about mine and his relationship. A spin-off of us being cool in the industry, smoking a lot of weed, being around a lot of weed. We’re going to try to have fun with it and also try to enlighten people at the same time, not just get everybody high.”

Feeling as though he didn’t quite capture the scope of this undertaking, he added, “It’s a big deal.” Something tells me that this film will be anything but a “big deal.” This may in fact be the smallest deal this website has reported on since our 14th Sheen update.

Snoop Dogg has not yet been reached for comment, but will probably have something like “Izzle my chuch,” to say about the whole affair. To Khalifa’s comment, I wish they would just get everyone high. (A.V. Club)

In any event, the result is a movie about a dog. That is in the mob for some reason, despite not having any of the human characteristics of Marmaduke or a Beverly Hills Chihuahua. The dog skateboards and wears people-clothes, too, which is a departure from the behavior of most domestic canines.

In the off-chance you would like to know the plot of the movie, here it is. If not, (totally understandable), feel free to skip down to my pithy closing remark. The dog, whose owner is a mob boss, eats the boss’s ring, then runs away. The boss, orders that his henchman retrieve the dog, and consequently the ring, dead or alive. You know, cause he’s evil. The dog finds refuge with a family while his pursuers run into rakes and crap. The film probably ends with the family keeping the dog and the mobsters getting some sort of cartoonish comeuppance.

This film doesn’t look good in any way, but if they went to the trouble of naming the film The Dogfather, and it doesn’t feature at least a cameo by Snoop Dogg, I’m comfortable declaring the film a total loss. (FilmDrunk)

Kris Krizzle up in dis shizzle.

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if a major rap star decided to make a song about an HBO show and then posted the video on the internet? Well wonder no more friend, cause Snoop Dogg has got you covered.

The legendary rapper’s new music video, "Oh Sookie," has hit the interwebs. Set in Bon Temps, the song features characters from HBO’s hit show, "True Blood," including everyone’s favorite "Fang Banger," Sookie Stackhouse.

While making a video based on a TV show might not be considered "gangsta," at least Snoop isn’t stooping to Ice Cube-levels with a crappy sitcom on TBS (Very Funny…but not "Ha Ha funny…funny sad).

Watch Snoop Dogg perform "Oh Sookie" after the jump.

Those who have long underestimated our TV Culinary Personalities had best to check themselves. It’s widely known that Chef Julia Childs once killed a man via headbutt, and Rachel Ray… she just seems like she’d cut a bitch. Now, Martha Stewart has raised her street cred by baking with Snoop Dogg on yesterday’s episode of Martha. Watch as Snoop Dizzle and M. Stizzle rap about the special ingredient missing from their brownies. 

Snoop Dogg will do anything to be on television. The countdown to his eventual Yo Gabba Gabba! appearance begins NOW. (via NY Mag)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Holy sh*t!!!