This is going to be a very interesting child.
Hark! Snooki From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Pregnant!
Wednesday, February 29 by

Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.

One day Snooki will be old, and she'll probably sound like this.
What If Your Grandmother Read Snooki’s Tweets?
Monday, October 24 by

We get sick of reporting on sequels sometimes, so here’s this.

It isn’t the Jersey Shore without the Jersey Shore Fights
Thursday, October 20 by Karsun

"Jersey Shore" has taken the world by storm, and you may want to learn about the "Jersey Shore" fights because they are what make the show so fun to watch….

Somehow, she appears rounder than a meatball.
Sex With Snooki Is Like “Making Love To A Meatball”
Wednesday, October 19 by

Somehow, Snooki seems rounder than a meatball.

She claims we didn't see her nipple, but my burning retinas say otherwise.
Nancy Grace’s Nipple And 8 Other Unwanted Nude Celebrities
Tuesday, September 27 by

My spank bank needs a bailout.

Jersey Shore Guys
Monday, August 8 by Karsun

Unless you've been living under a rock then you have probably heard of "Jersey Shore." If you're interested in learning all about the "Jersey Shore" guys then you've come to…

Snooki Quotes
Monday, August 1 by Nicole Dales

With "Jersey Shore" overtaking popular culture, having a few Snooki Quotes up your sleeve can only help you out. She is not the most intelligent human being to walk this…

Jersey Shore Episodes
Tuesday, July 26 by William Lee

All reality TV junkies can get their fix with the excellent "Jersey Shore" episodes. While all of the episodes were really fun to watch, a few best cream of the…

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‘Jersey Shore’ Does Italy In New Trailer
Tuesday, July 19 by

This looks watchable. Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in!!

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MTV Finds New Reason To Give ‘The Situation’ Money: A Development Deal
Tuesday, May 3 by

MTV executives have a plan called Jerseynomics. Basically, it involves throwing tons of money at the cast of their hit reality snoozefest “Jersey Shore,” and then… good… happens.

Jersey Shore Characters
Wednesday, April 13 by Stephen Thiele

Looking for an overview of a few of the Jersey Shore characters? "The Jersey Shore" is a reality television show that is aired on MTV. The show first premiered on…

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Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work
Thursday, April 7 by

WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form
Wednesday, March 23 by

Scientists have combined “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki and Tyler Perry’s Madea, so it can be stuffed into a rocket ship and blasted into the sun.

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Apocalypse Warning: ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 4 Is Coming
Tuesday, January 25 by

Jersey Shore is going to have a fourth season, and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it except hunker down and brace for impact.

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‘Jersey Shore’ Season Three Trailer: A Tale Of Two Snookis
Tuesday, December 21 by

“Jersey Shore” has once again proven too powerful for the Valtrex of good taste, and will return to airwaves for a third season.

Call In the Union Busters: ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Goes on Strike
Monday, July 19 by

Back to work, you rebel rousing scum.Yes, the Deepwater Horizon rig may finally be capped, but another oily disaster is now unfolding. The cast of Jersey Shore is threatening to strike.TMZ is reporting that cast members are so disappointed with their season 3 contracts that they are refusing to shoot, as they feel they can making more money "doing appearances" than filming the series.You know, back in the late 1800's, when a bunch of upstart "guidos" would try to unionize, the employer would hire some union busting thugs to go in and smash some heads. If MTV followed suit and made an example of The Situation by breaking his jaw in several places, I think the rest of the cast would fall in to line posthaste.

The First Ten Minutes Of ‘Jersey Shore’s’ Season Two
Monday, June 7 by

Those concerned that the second season of "Jersey Shore" will be a played out attempt by network execs to squeeze more money out of their runaway hit, can rest easy. The first ten minutes of the second season is now online, and we learn quickly that the cast reunite for reasons much more shallow than money. Namely, free tanning. That's right. The combination of record snowfalls and Obama's 10% tax on tanning has sent the cast south to Miami for the winter. In this first glimpse, we find out what the newly-minted celebrities have been up to (banging), watch Paulie D and the Situation play with explosives, and Snooki take pickles to a whole 'nother, WHOLE 'NOTHER level. THIS SEQUEL DEFINITELY WON'T SUCK. CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP…

Sorry Fellas, Snooki Has Taken a Lover
Tuesday, February 9 by

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but reality show Oompa Loompa, Snooki has selected a suitor to share her bed. The Jersey Shore Hobbit stepped out recently with Emilio Antonio and he is the juicehead of her dreams. She seems genuinely smitten. Belted in the face by love, if you will."He's actually a body builder and works at the gym," she said. "I am really excited to like show the public who he is."And those hoping that their connection is merely intellectual and therefore vulnerable to temptation, I have worse news."He is freaking banging. We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that."There you have it. Theirs is a love that will endure at least until Spring Break. Between this and the passing of Zelda Rubinstein, 2010 is shaping up to be a chaste year for pygmy-chasers. (NY Daily News)