Well, then…Allow us to retort.

Javier Bardem’s goofy hair legally requires that we make this Honest Trailer.

Ha, ha. It looks like Muppet hair.

He doesn’t seem to enjoy his job as much as he used to.

Dude should teach a course.

I wrote this while on the toilet, so it wasn’t a total waste of time.

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

What’s his excuse for ‘Dream House’?