Imagine that we're Daniel Craig, the gun is this retort, and the thing we're pointing it against is baseless indictments of our feature pieces.
A Screen Junkies Rebuttal To MTV’s Rebuttal To Screen Junkies ‘Skyfall’ Honest Trailer
Thursday, February 7 by

Well, then…Allow us to retort.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Skyfall’
Tuesday, February 5 by

Javier Bardem’s goofy hair legally requires that we make this Honest Trailer.

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Rest Assured, Javier Bardem Has Silly Hair In Full ‘Skyfall’ Trailer
Tuesday, July 31 by

Ha, ha. It looks like Muppet hair.

Yes, yes. But will there be labored sexual puns?
‘Skyfall’ Teaser Trailer Promises A Darker Bond
Monday, May 21 by

He doesn’t seem to enjoy his job as much as he used to.

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Bond Girl Gallery: 007 Has Crushed A Lot Of Ass
Thursday, April 5 by

Dude should teach a course.

If you want to see the real pic for some reason, click here.
This Week In PR Bullsh*t: The First Official ‘Skyfall’ Still
Wednesday, February 1 by

I wrote this while on the toilet, so it wasn’t a total waste of time.

After three callbacks, Craig was shattered to learn that the producers went in a different direction for the role of Pinocchio.
Daniel Craig In Talks For 5 More ‘Bond’ Films After ‘Skyfall’
Monday, December 19 by

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

"Ay-oh. Oh-ay."
Daniel Craig Promises ‘Skyfall’ Won’t Suck Like ‘Quantum Of Solace’ Did
Monday, December 12 by

What’s his excuse for ‘Dream House’?