He wanted to be a she wayyy before it was mainstream.

Elsley and MTV are fighting back against “child porn” allegations and sticking to their fully exposed teenage guns.

MTV won’t miss the sponsors who have dropped. Why? Because there are dozens more just waiting to cash in on the sweet, sweet scent of underage ass. With that in mind, here are nine replacement sponsors for MTV’s “Skins.”

Due to pressure from the Parents’ Television Association, Subway is the most recent advertiser to pull out of the racy MTV show ‘Skins’. Pun very much intended.

I guess we’re not allowed to pile minors in a sweaty, semi-nude, post-opiate/coital orgy hill.

Take a look at our 2011 mid-season replacement guide….NOW!

The teens are getting even more cray cray in this longer, dirtier version of MTV’s “Skins” promo trailer.

In MTV’s remake of the UK cult hit “Skins,” teens smoke pot, drink booze, take pills, and lie to their parents. This new spot nicely demonstrates those vices with a groovy track from Sleigh Bells adding to the reverse debauchery.