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Paula Abdul Hands Over ‘X Factor’ Badge And Gun
Tuesday, January 31 by

Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.

This is happening. This is real.
New Reality Show Will Combine My Two Least-Favorite Things: DJs And Simon Cowell
Thursday, January 26 by

Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.

5 Of The Meanest Simon Cowell Quotes Of The Past Decade
Friday, December 2 by Jason Cuthbert

Attention all aspiring singers: if your high notes sound like a passenger on a sinking ship, Simon Cowell is not afraid to tell you. Cowell could care less if you…

Why I Prefer Cat Feces to Simon Cowell.
‘X Factor’ Is Somehow More Disgusting Than ‘Animal Hoarding’
Thursday, September 22 by

Cat feces is preferable to ‘X Factor’…

Past American Idol Winners
Saturday, August 27 by Mallorie Greene

Carrie Underwood. Something must be in the water in the South, as Carrie Underwood became the fourth "American Idol" winner. Underwood was one of the best contestants in season 4…

American Idol Guest Judges
Saturday, August 6 by Amin El-Gazzar

"American Idol" has been a launching pad for many talented young singers, and that's partly thanks to the "American Idol" guest judges. The judging dynamic was ruptured when Paula Abdul…

American Idol Judges 2010
Thursday, July 28 by Mallorie Greene

The "American Idol" judges 2010 have been an interesting bunch and a lot were left to be desired with four judges on board who got mixed reviews with their chemistry…

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Reality Shows Your Girlfriend Will Make You Watch
Thursday, July 14 by

There are reality shows and then there are reality show that your girlfriend will make you watch. Sounds like torture? It doesn’t have to be…

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Cheryl Cole
Tuesday, April 26 by

Cheryl Cole is returning to judge “The X Factor” once again.

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Simon Cowell’s ‘X Factor’ To Introduce Cheryl Cole To American Boners
Monday, April 25 by

He’d also like to re-introduce known boner-killer, Paula Abdul.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Solo Night
Friday, February 18 by

I’m not sure what to make of “American Idol.” With only 100 contestants left, most of the people I hate have been sent home. And since I’m incapable of love, I feel empty and alone, much like the 50 losers from last night’s “solo night” show.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Group Night
Thursday, February 17 by

Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Hollywood ‘Weak’ Part 1
Friday, February 11 by

By it’s very nature, Hollywood Week isn’t as fun to watch. Almost, everyone who has made it to this point can sing, so there are no sad, pathetic people to mock and ridicule. As such, we have to settle for the next best thing: reveling in the failure of those who are more talented than us.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: San Francisco
Thursday, February 10 by

Last night was the final episode of the “American Idol” auditions, and what better way to end this sh#t show than with a fart. No, really. The show began with a teary-eyed girl complaining that the judges wouldn’t let her finish after she ripped ass.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: L.A.
Friday, February 4 by

Those sons of b#tches at “American Idol” finally broke down and put a crazy homeless dude on national television for everyone to laugh at.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Nashville
Friday, January 28 by

Tonight, the T.V. gods were merciful, and the Nashville edition of “American Idol” was only an hour long. But despite the more manageable length, it still managed to leave me feeling sore and violated.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Milwaukee
Thursday, January 27 by

Milwaukee native and former Idol contestant Danny Gokey was on hand to give false hope to delusional contestants. And if you’re looking for delusional people, a Rustbelt city like Milwaukee does not disappoint.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: New ‘Snore’-leans
Thursday, January 20 by

While the season premiere of “American Idol” was disappointing, the second episode (New Orleans) started out strong. By “strong,” I mean it began with a gay dude named Blake Patterson playing the piano and sobbing uncontrollably.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions
Thursday, January 20 by

I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.

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What Will Happen On ‘American Idol’ Tonight
Wednesday, January 19 by

If I’m going to be forced to watch, I might as well make some predictions. If any of them come true, I’ll look like a genius. If not, no one will give a damn. So here’s my timeline of what you’ll see during tonight’s broadcast.

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Simon Cowell Bumps Coke
Tuesday, January 4 by

Pepsi has won the war to inundate Simon Cowell’s new talent show, “The X Factor,” with their iconic branding. Tough titties, Coke.

Simon Cowell Is Wealthiest Man On TV
Wednesday, November 11 by

 Forbes reports that Simon Cowell is stacking that cheddar, son. Oh sorry. That wasn't Forbes. That was 4BZ, my rap-loving neighbor. What Forbes actually said is that British grump Simon Cowell is the top-earning man on U.S. television with an estimated income of $75 million dollars last year. WOW.Coming in second place is Donald Trump with an estimated $50 million. Question. Why can't the two wealthiest men on television afford a decent haircut? (THR)