...and now I'm thinking about ogre sex. Great.
‘Shrek’ Return Announced After Noble Four-Year Hiatus
Wednesday, February 26 by

We demand an origin story! How did he get so green?

*clears throat* "...gentlemen."
7 Greatest Animated Sequels
Monday, July 1 by

Welcome back to their worlds.

Rudolph and Herbie v2.0
7 Shittiest Television Christmas Specials
Monday, December 5 by

More like DRECK the halls. Heheheh.

Star Shrek
Thursday, November 10 by
The horror!
Who Is More Terrifying: Michael Myers or Mike Myers?
Thursday, October 27 by

Two Myers enter, on Myers leaves.

Shrek Characters You Already Love
Wednesday, September 21 by Brandi Macon

You must admit that the "Shrek" characters are rather entertaining. Where else can you find a grouchy ogre, annoying donkey and narcissistic can fighting side by side to protect their…

Fairy Tale Movies For Guys
Friday, April 8 by Sydney Tyler

Believe it or not, there exist several great fairy tale movies for guys. Appropriate for men and women both, these are just well done, period. If you haven't seen these,…

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New ‘Puss In Boots’ Teaser And Poster Has Adorable Kitty Action
Friday, March 4 by

It’s like a ‘Shrek’ movie but without ‘Shrek’.

Top 10 Adventure Movies Of The 2000′s
Saturday, February 26 by Sheldon Reid

The top ten adventure movies of the 2000’s are journeys across various landscapes. Whether they are swimming towards Australia or simply walking into Mordor, the protagonists face dangerous obstacles during…

Family Movie Guide
Saturday, February 19 by Ashley Welch

If you have kids you're always looking for a new family movie that both entertains the kids, and won't bore the adults to tears. Luckily the past few years have…

Ogre Round-Up: Brett Ratner Making Dirty ‘Snow White’; McDonald’s Recalls Dirty ‘Shrek’ Glasses
Friday, June 4 by

"Brother?!"There were too many similarities in these stories to avoid lumping them together in one Ogre Round-Up.Brett Ratner – wants to produce an "edgy 3D re-imagining" of the famous Brothers Grimm story "Snow White." “This is not your grandfather’s Snow White,” Ratner said. “Melisa (person with boobs who writes words on paper) went back to the 500 year old folk tale and put in some of the things that were missing from Walt Disney’s film. His dwarves were miners, and here they are robbers. There is also a dragon that was in the original folk tale. Walt made one of the great movies of all time, but ours is edgy and there is more comedy. The original, made for its time, was soft compared to what we’re going to do.” a.k.a. This sh*t is gonna be gangsta! (Deadline)Shrek – could be poisoning children with more than just his vulgar reparté. McDonald's is being forced to recall 12 million Shrek drinking glasses because they contain the toxic metal cadmium, a known carcinogen that can cause bone softening and severe kidney problems. Brett Ratner has learned to live with these conditions, so all 12 million glasses will be shipped to his mansion along with a dump truck full of golden french fries as a thank you. (Movieline)

‘Shrek Forever After’ Teaser Trailer Features a Fat Puss
Thursday, December 17 by

Get your mind out of the gutter, I obviously meant cat. The new teaser trailer for Shrek Forever After has dropped, and it showcases all the crazy characters we've come to know and love over the previous three films. The question is, will this fourth installment be as unnecessary as the last one? Probably not since anything with a green ogre in it seems to rake in sh*t buckets full of cold, hard cheddar. And this Shrek is in 3D, so Donkey or his poop will probably get flung at us or something. It appears that in Shrek Forever After, what Dreamworks is calling THE FINAL CHAPTER, we're transported to a far far away land called Far, Far Away Land where Shrek has never existed. Donkey doesn't know who he is and Puss is overweight and lazy. Tehe. Husky cats are funny.  Shrek Forever After hits theaters May 21st, 2010. Check out the teaser trailer after the jump.  

Zach Galifianakis May Lend Voice To ‘Puss In Boots’
Thursday, November 5 by

The producers of Puss In Boots have reportedly called Zach Galifianakis fat in the nicest way possible. The comic has been approached to supply the voice of the rotund, apple-cheeked Humpty Dumpty in the upcoming Shrek spin-off. Of course we all remember the story of Humpty Dumpty — after finding success amongst the Chicago improvisational comedy scene, the nursery rhyme egg went on to find greater fame with a thriving television and film career. Alas, he was tragically cut down in his prime by a deadly combination of alcohol, pills, and wall-sitting. If anyone can handle this mix of comedy and drama, it's Galifianakis. (/Film)