Spoiler alert: He’s going to live a double life!!!
‘Dexter’ is back for another bloody season.
Check yo’ shame at the door.
This man could be your life.
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
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Featuring the Deftones.
“Quit bustin’ my labia.”
He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.
It’s not that Deb’s mad. Just really disappointed…
MILF these days, as she's a middle-aged woman who is absolutely gorgeous but realistically plays it down. Hunter Parrish. Hunter Parrish plays Silas Botwin, Mary-Louise Parker's oldest son who is…
It’s a guilty pleasure in the vein of ‘True Blood’ but instead of sex and violence, ‘Dexter’ derives its guilt and pleasure from really shitty writing and logical leaps.
I hope you like houses…and lies…
Knives are good and all, but it’s important to branch out every once in a while.
By the time we reach season eight, it will just be Dexter sitting in a room having a dinner party with six ghosts.
Damn you, Dexter. You’ve pulled me back in.
Dexter finds God… and a new showrunner.
Dexter is his own personal Jesus.
If she feels that showing off her cans is no big deal, then who am I to disagree?
Someone has to take care of all the evil.
All of your favorites will be in attendance.
Showrunner Scott Buck gives us a rundown of the upcoming, hopefully awesome sixth season.
Dexter Morgan and Showtime would like you to know that the new season is not going to suck.
Hopefully writer David DiGilio has a lot more ideas related to computer genocide.
Remember the name Brea Grant. Or not, you can always look it up later.
Meet Miamo Metro’s newest detective.
Dexter, scarring his cheek will only be redundant.