Jasika Nicole plays the lab assistant to Joshua Jackson’s batshit crazy father in the FOX television show Fringe. She is also an illustrator and has created an autobiographical online comic called “High Yella Magic.” I’m unaware if centers around tripping the light fantastic.

A word from Jasika: “It’s been almost three years since I learned how to ride the subways without getting lost or getting stuck in the closing doors.”

Awww, you poor, poor dear. When that started happening to Grandma my Pa sent her off to a farm. I’m pretty sure that means he shot her.

Respect Jasika for her body AND her mind after the jump.

Lindsay Sloane was Maid of Honor at the wedding of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. QUITE the accomplishment I might say. She also made an appearance on Entourage, but nothing tops standing next to Gellar as she made the mistake of marrying Fred from The Scooby Doo Movie.

A word from Lindsay: "I am so incredibly hot."

Whoa, pump the brakes. Clearly you’re more attractive than me, but Alice Eve makes everyone else look like Alexis Dziena.

More definitely worthwhile pics of Lindsay after the jump.

Alice Eve is my new favorite thing on the planet. That’s right, I like her even more than dogs dressed up as bananas. Alice is getting her first starring role as the 10 in She’s Out Of My League, but you may also know her from a little film called Crossing Over. I’m not saying you’ve seen the film, I’m just saying you’ve Googled the words “Alice Eve Crossing Over.”

A word from Alice: “There is an acting gene that has been passed down to me by my parents. It’s nature, not nurture”

There are a couple of other traits that must have been passed down as well. A couple of fine, fine traits.

Check out more of Alice’s good genes after the jump.

What a punum on this one. The vein in the forehead really sells it for me. In this red-band clip from She’s Out of My League, Jay Baruchel tries to hold it in for Alice Eve, but, understandably, fails. I WISH I had the opportunity to destroy a pair of Dockers due to Alice-Eve-friction on my sensitive areas. She wouldn’t even have to touch. A simple glance would send me twitching and flopping to the ground. Oh pretty ladies, how they make standing in line at Subway such a chore.

Tell us your birthday to check out the red-band clip here, and try to control yourself.

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Maybe I was too hard on She’s Out Of My League the last time I wrote about it. Probably not but maybe. The red band trailer has inserted itself into the warm, fleshy pocket that is the Internet and rubbed a few laughs against its walls.

For the most part, it’s what we’ve already seen; nerdy guy obtains seemingly-unobtainable girl and his friends and family are dicks about the whole thing. However, the new scenes added indicate that this movie is a lot more inventive than the cheaply cranked-out  Road Trip: Beer Pong or American Pie Presents cinemabortions. Some people say adding "f*cks" for funny is just a crutch. I say hobble on over here.

I may have to give this one half of a half of a chance. Early ruling: two out of five Eugene Levys (note: Eugene Levys are not good awards to receive).

Check out the NSFW trailer here.

Have you brosefs seen the trailer for She’s Out Of My League? It has babes, bros, and ejaculation jokes. All that’s missing is Eugene Levy and his dead horse beating stick. Dude, rock on! Let’s drink brews and listen to Asher Roth! UR my boy, Blue!!

The movie looks like a cousin to Miss March, The Hottie & the Nottie, and Euro-Trip and there’s a good reason for that. It was written by Hot Tub Time Machine and Sex Drive‘s Sean Anders and John Morris, who learned English by reading Maxim magazine. Jay Baruchel and TJ Miller are solid comedic actors so let’s hope this movie has some bite that they’re just not showing. Apart from Alice Eve, there’s nothing worth looking at in this trailer. Watch for yourself but this almost looks as bad as Cop Out.

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