Listeners of Stern’s radio show will know that he has a great repoire with Sharon Osbourne, so this could be a very good move. He has a way of pulling things out of people and bringing conversation to a frank level. If we’re ever to find out what Ozzy’s balls look like, he’s the guy who will get us there. I’ll check out an episode or two before I get bored and go find beer. (NY Times)

Sharon Osbourne is saying things. While promoting "Celebrity Apprentice," the reality show fixture revealed that a biopic about her slurry, hard-partying husband will soon go into production. The film, tentatively titled HurblemunbletopSHARON!!!!!!!, has a producer and lots of money according to Sharon.

No cast or director have been announced yet but the production is said to be going with at unknown for the lead role. This could be the big break I’ve been waiting for. But here it is nearly 8:30 a.m. and I’m still sober. Time to go method. **pours tequila into bowl of Smart Start; snorts a line of kitty litter** YAHTZEE!!!! (Digital Spy)