The tornado of sharks will hit D.C. TAKE THAT, CAPITOL HILL FATCATS!
Many brave souls were lost in the worst shark-infested weather catastrophe to hit the Big Apple since The Great White(Shark)out of ’84, so it is in memoriam that we pay tribute…
Fire up the chainsaw.
We’re in for nasty weather.
Be on the lookout for ‘BirdQuake’ next spring.
We don’t have the science yet.
What on Earth could this film be about?