Screen Junkies » Shark Movie http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 15 Sep 2014 23:40:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 David R. Ellis’s ‘Shark Movie’ Is Going To Bite http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-r-elliss-shark-movie-is-going-to-bite/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-r-elliss-shark-movie-is-going-to-bite/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 14:12:06 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=9106 Relativity Media has picked up Ellis's Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

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Not one to be outdone by Piranha 3D, David R. Ellis is also dipping his toe into topless women getting devoured by an underwater menace film-making. Relativity Media has picked up Ellis’s Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

Ellis knows a thing or two about how important a title is, after directing Snakes On A Plane, so you can look forward to seeing some monkey-biting sharks in a Monday to Friday lake to release wide in 2011. The film stars Donal Logue, Joel David Moore, Katharine McPhee, and other people that I’m too lazy to list. I think one of the guys was on “The O.C.” or something. I just wish Ellis could have found a role for Heidi Montag. She really wanted this. (THR)

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Heidi Montag’s Breasts vs. Shark. Why Can’t THIS Be a Reality Show? http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/heidi-montags-breasts-vs-shark-why-cant-this-be-a-reality-show/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/heidi-montags-breasts-vs-shark-why-cant-this-be-a-reality-show/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 "We're gonna need some bigger breasts."Look what you started, Adam Sandler. You gave Heidi Montag a cameo in Just Go With It and now she thinks she's Cecil B-Cup Demille. She tells People (or anyone else who will listen):“I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs. I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood! I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!” Granted, it's a nice use of 3D but this movie is so insulting to victims of shark attacks and their families. If she could, I'm sure Bethany Hamilton would flip Heidi off with both middle fingers.

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"We’re gonna need some bigger breasts."

Look what you started, Adam Sandler. You gave Heidi Montag a cameo in Just Go With It and now she thinks she’s Cecil B-Cup Demille. She tells People (or anyone else who will listen):

“I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs. I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood! I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to pla the town mayor!”

Granted, it’s a nice use of 3D but this movie is so insulting to victims of shark attacks and their families. If she could, I’m sure Bethany Hamilton would flip Heidi off with both middle fingers.

 

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