Screen Junkies » sex scandals Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 23 Sep 2014 20:52:22 +0000 en hourly 1 6 Celebrities Accused Of Getting Freaky With Masseuses Mon, 14 May 2012 16:46:05 +0000 Wookie Johnson You just can't whip it out and wiggle it at people like in the good old days.

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The nation — no, Planet Earth — was rocked last week by the news that John Travoltamight not be straight. As you are surely aware, the story broke when a masseur filed a lawsuit claiming Travolta offered sex in exchange for cash and fondled the man’s penis and scrotum. Fuel was added to the fire hours later when a second masseur came forward claiming that Travolta touched his anus. The case is pending, and the first masseur has already been dropped by his attorney after it was discovered that Travolta was out of town on the date the alleged incident supposedly took place.

Maybe it’s all BS. However if there is a takeaway in all of this, it is that it’s probably a good idea to use Purell after shaking hands with John Travolta. Just to be safe. Every job has its hazards as I’m sure massage professionals are well aware. John Travolta isn’t the first celebrity to be wrapped up in a sex scandal with a professional body rubber. In fact, here are five notable men who have rubbed a massage therapist the wrong way.

Kevin Costner

Kevin Costner (who takes awesome pictures) found himself in trouble in 2006 after receiving a massage at the Old Course Hotel in St. Andrews, Scotland. The masseuse alleges that Costner performed a solo sex act while in her presence. She alleged that he “kept putting his hand underneath his towel’, and when she began to massage his head he “grabbed her wrist forcefully, whipped off his towel and exposed himself’. The case went away when the woman received an out-of-court settlement.

Al Gore

Though she never named him by name, a Portland massage therapist called her friend hours after being sexually-assaulted by “someone in the higher ups.” It was actually the friend of the victim who alleged the attacker was Al Gore. She put two and two together when her friend freaked out upon the news Gore was returning to Portland years later. “She freaked and split. She said her predator was back and coming to town. She up and left,” said Donna Burleigh. “She said it was a high authority person who has a lot of power. She was scared of him.” Well, yeah. He invented the Internet. Last thing she wants is Anonymous on her ass.

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7 Movies That Are Probably On Newt Gingrich’s Netflix Que Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:26:37 +0000 Wookie Johnson In other words, here are a bunch of movies featuring swingers and orgies.

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Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife shocked the gross-out receptors in our brains this week by coming forward with the news that her former husband (allegedly) asked her for an open marriage after he was caught cheating with a congressional aide. It’s suspicious timing given that the Republican race is heating up. But furthermore, eeewwwwww……. I can’t vote for a guy who I have to imagine naked. I’m looking for a strong, fair, and clothed leader.

In all fairness, his daughters claim that this is not true. Double ew. Is his goal to win an election or get a reality show?

If we are to find the truth, our best method would be to explore Newt Gingrich’s Netflix queue. If three or more of the below films are on there, I think we know where he found inspiration.

The Ice Storm

Why don’t they have many orgies in New Canaan, Connecticut? Nobody wants to write all those thank you notes.

Key parties are totally fair game though, as evidenced in The Ice Storm. The story centers around two troubled couples, two of which are discovered to be having an affair. Everything comes to a head one fateful night at key party, where couples arrive and each husband leaves his car keys in a bowl. Whichever woman pulls his key takes him off to have sex. Sounds like an awesome party. But do they have a moon bounce?

Break will rue the day they kicked me off the party planning committee.

Raising Arizona

In an attempt to look like a perfectly happy and normal American family, instead of the babynappers which they are, Ed and Hi invite Hi’s boss, Glen, his wife Dot, and their children over for the day. And this family is awesome. The kids overrun the place, scribbling words like “fart” on the wall, wearing diapers on their heads, and playing with sharp implements. Dot warns of the dangers of lockjaw and night vision. And Glen makes insipid jokes about people of the Polish persuasion, but more importantly, he then offers to swap wives with Hi. Sam McMurray absolutely kills in this role. Still not enough that I’d let him near my wife, though.

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