I’ve always felt that the Miley Cyrus marketing machine was pretty shameless, but this takes the cake. Fans of looking at girls who can’t look back will be delighted to know that the Miley Cyrus sex doll is now available. “Finally Mylie,” the doll modeled off the actress/caterwauler is already sold out so you’ll have to wait at least a week before losing that one final redeeming piece of yourself.

Honestly, I’m a little sad that it doesn’t make auto-tuned sex noises. Missed opportunity right there. (via The Sun)