Are you fan of Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, and Danny McBride but find it frustrating that you have no control over their thoughts and actions? Your problems are…

It will be semi-autobiographical.

That’s for ‘Paper Heart’!

We all laughed at the Mayan prediction that the world would come to an end on this date, but now as I type this from the limbo state of eternal…

There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.

If Billy Crystal found his way to this awards show, they would shoot him on sight.

We laugh with cancer. Not at it.

All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.

It’s like hot chick kryptonite.

Will Seth Rogen be able to capture the essence of “Dirty Randy?”

They balance out to an average of “cute.”

It’s a movie about Jamaica produced by Seth Rogen. Think it’s gonna have some weed in it?

Pacino is close to playing an aging rock star in writer Fogelman’s ‘Imagine’, and I can imagine him destroying some instruments.

I’m pulling for you, Colin Hanks.

About time that somebody knocked that lousy disease down a peg or two.

Masks and avengers go together like the New York Knicks and sadness.

The nails-on-chalkboard-annoying actress/singer/person-who-needs-people teams with Seth Rogen for ‘My Mother’s Curse’ for next year.

DIRECTOR: Greg Mottola
CAST: Simon Pegg; Nick Frost; Seth Rogen; Jason Bateman; Kristen Wiig; Sigourney Weaver
SYNOPSIS: Two British comic-book geeks traveling across the U.S. encounter an alien outside Area 51.

Comic-Con, secret government alien (?) weed, girl-on-robot sex: these are the topics that all movies should be discuss.

Barbara Streisand will play Seth Rogen’s mother in Paramount’s road trip comedy ‘My Mother’s Curse,’ and just thinking about that car ride gives me such a headache.

Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.

When the day of reckoning comes, where will you be? Or, as George Lucas would put it, “Where are you going to be a year from now?”