Before the lesbian-haired Scott Pilgrim can live happily ever after with Ramona Flowers, he must pound the crap out of every ridiculously-clothed evildoer who has plowed her fine ass previously. Below the jump, we have a look at the character posters for each evil ex that you’ll see while waiting in a snaking, mile-long line at the multiplex before being seated for your second viewing of The Karate Kid. After viewing each of her eclectic exes, I can say with all certainty that Ramona Flowers rrrrrreally hates her dad.

CHECK OUT THE EXES AND THE APPROPRIATELY-NUMBERED CHRIS EVANS AFTER THE JUMP…

I haven’t been too impressed by what we’ve seen from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, but I’ll admit I may have been too quick to judge. In this first clip we see Michael Cera attempt to square-off against Chris Evans‘s action-star Lucas Lee. Since Lee is a Hollywood A-lister, Pilgrim will have to contend with his team of stunt doubles first. It’s a pretty clever clip and the fight choreography is pretty slick. Plus, it fulfills my post-Nick and Norah desire to see Michael Cera cracked over the head with a skateboard by a gang of Amish. Edgar Wright is a genius!

Check out the clip after the jump…

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World MTVMA2010 Clip – Throwdown – Watch more Funny Videos

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Good news for me and all of my demographic!! I caught wind that Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is mounting an integrated campaign via Facebook to release its new trailer sooner than expected. All that I and my fellow page impressions need to do is socially network with Scott Pilgrim’s Facebook page and click the "Like" button. Once the page accumulates 100,000 likes, the trailer will be released. NEXT LEVEL SYNERGY!!

What a cool concept that’s sure to pop with me and my unique visitor peers. What a thrilling time to be a live, human boy!!

As you can see, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World takes place on the set of America Gladiators. Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Jason Schwartzman stand stoically as judges in the far background, while a dude breakdances in the middle ground. I’m just not sure if they’re judging the dancing or Michael Cera’s lightsaber skills. Maybe the guy taking a dump near the edge of frame knows.

Edgar Wright’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is about a Michael Cera type character played by Michael Cera who has to fight the seven evil ex-boyfriends of the girl of his dreams. That’s a lot of effort to bag some tail. She better be really bendy. (via /Film)

Just a friendly reminder from Screen Junkies to never piss off Elisabeth Shue. We here at the site absolutely love this thespian and her solid body of work. Even Hide and Seek. With guns like those she could have easily been cast at Thor.

(Photo: TMZ)

The Final Destination trailer premieres…. on Friday. Sorry if I got your hopes up. (Dread Central)

Dead Snow trailer is dead-Nazi-riffic! (The Playlist)

Scream 4 set to become mockery of itself. (Empire)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Avengers. (/Film)

First pic of Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex. Read it and weep, Thomas Jane. (Cinematical)

Director: Edgar Wright

Cast: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Chris Evans, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson,

Synopsis: Scott Pilgrim has to defeat his new girlfriend’s seven evil ex-boyfriends in battle.  Based on the Bryan Lee O’Malley graphic novels.

Genre: Action/Comedy

Release Date: 2010