Tanedra Howard was the winner of Scream Queens on VH1 this past season, and her prize?  A part in the new Saw movie.  That Saw movie?  Saw VI.  Let’s hope her performance as a woman in distress attached to a medieval torture device skyrockets her to fame and fortune.  Or at least lands her a role in Saw VII as a woman in distress attached to a medieval torture device.

A word from Tanedra: “I like drama, and I would love to do action. Blow me up, throw me from a plane, let me jump off a building.”

That’s stunt work, not acting.  It may be easier to find employment, but the Academy won’t recognize you as an integral and award-worthy element of cinema.  You ever see Meryl Streep get thrown out of a plane, save the infamous scene from Kramer Vs. Kramer?

Check out more scream queen pics after the jump (out of a plane)!

I like to think of Shawnee Smith as the face of the Saw franchise mainly because Tobin Bell and a creepy puppet aren’t much to look at.  James Wan, the original director of Saw, had a crush Shawnee since he was 14, which is why he decided to cast her as Amanda.  Now she’s been getting hypodermic needles in her arms and reverse bear traps clamped to her face for years now, and I’m sure she couldn’t be happier about it.

A word from Shawnee: “One of the most breathtaking moments in my life was meeting Anthony Cumia. His boyish charm really moved me.”

If you think meeting a morning talkshow disc jockey is breathtaking wait until you meet a writer of an entertainment blog.  Those guys’ll knock your socks off with their boyish charm and rugged, Cheetos covered fingertips.

Check out more breathtaking moments of still photography after the jump!

Welcome to Cougar Town.  Betsy Russell may be in her forties, but damn if she doesn’t make us do a double take.  She’s been starring in the Saw movies as Jill since Saw III, but you may better remember her in the role of ‘Girl’ in a 1982 episode of Family Ties.  Also, we can’t show you the NSFW pics on our site, but Betsy rode horseback in Private School…without a shirt.  Sounds painful.

A word from Betsy: Saw VI answers the question, ‘What’s in my box?’”