After building a career out of using it as a punchline, Sarah Silverman is now planning to show her vagina. She’ll film her first full-frontal nude scene in Sarah Polley‘s Take This Waltz, the film we dubbed too "meh" to write about previously. But in light of recent news, kind of a lot of things have changed don’t ya think?

In the film, Silverman plays a new mom so impressed with her post-baby body that she declares, "I look in the mirror, and I wanna f**k myself." The real Silverman however, doesn’t share that sensibility. Of the role, she says:

"I go totally naked. Full frontal. It’s going to be awful. It’s so not pretty."

She then added, "Poop! Poop! Doody!!! Vagina! Black people!!!" (Moviefone)

One of Canada’s most acclaimed actresses, Sarah Polley is also an accomplished director and a free-thinking progressive who’s not afraid to make her political thoughts known. But she doesn’t get all like up in your face about it, ya know? She’s cool enough to have starred in Go and the Dawn of the Dead remake. If you deliver kill shots to zombies, you’re alright in my book.

A word from Sarah: “It takes terrible things to live well.”

Does it ever. **Lights a $100 bill with a $50 bill to light a Cuban. Stamps it out in a baby sealskin coaster**

More pics of concerned Sarah after the jump.

Splice is the latest mistake from the sci-fi horror genre, having no thrills or logic in its pseudo-hipster science.
 
A major disappointment comes from its talented cast of Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley, as scientist power couple Clive and Elsa. Sadly, they spend more time dressing up in hipster chic than finding logic in creating their newest creation: a protein-human hybrid named Dren (played with bizarre eroticism by Delphine Chaneac).
 
Cult director Vicenzo Natali of Cube and Nothing, explains that the movie is about the cycle of life that Dren takes from conception by her half-witted scientific parental unit, who wants to keep reminding each other that it’s for the betterment of mankind—a warning to all audiences that they will create absolute horror, as Dren grows into fetal form of a hormonal teenager and then finally taking a sexual metamorphism into a grown male monster, which the regular movie audience might find shocking, but for sci-horror fans it’s simply the same old song and dance number of violence and gore.
 
Director Natali seems to be heavily inspired by The Fly and Dead Ringers, both of which are by his fellow Canadian director David Croenberg, who is known for his hybrid style of sci-fi goo and eroticism that creates a special kind of biological horror movies. With Splice we have a movie that knows the words, but not the music.
 
What should be noted about Splice are the performances and especially details of Chaneac’s Dren, because we have this amazing physical and verbal performance from the unknown actress as she creates this Frankenstein-type character ambit the most idiotic scientific couple.
 
The movie has a promising start from the slick and gooey opening credit roll, but once Brody and Polly find themselves taking care of their hybrid child, the movie amounts to a series of ridiculous events helped with a badly acted supporting cast, ending in a climax that is as sterile as a petri dish.
 
Grade: D+

^{She’ll grow out of it.}

There’s finally a trailer for Vincenzo Natali’s eery sci-fi/horror Splice, that movie with Adrien Brody and the hot, bald chick with the mouth in her scalp (still kinda hot though). The movie impressed at Sundance and will see wide release on June 4th as a result.

The film warns against the dangers of queefing in the face of God and law by creating your own monstrous human-animal hybrid. So seriously, guys. Don’t do that kind of thing. Did Species teach you nothing?

Check out the trailer after the jump.

Cast: Adrian Brody, Sarah Polley

Synopsis: Elsa and Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism.

Release Date: June 5, 2010

Director: Jaco van Dormael

Cast: Jared Leto, Diane Kruger, Sarah Polley

Synopsis: A tale that spans different time zones of the 20th and 21st centuries.

Genre: Drama

Release Date: October 7, 2009