The darkest origin story of them all.

It’s bad, man.

If you like being reminded of annoying things, this list is for you.

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

If you’re over 40 and an actor, stay near your phone. The producers of I Don’t Know How She Does It will probably be giving you a ring to get you to join their movie.

The Weinstein Co. is off-setting the casting of Sarah Jessica Parker in I Don’t Know How She Does It by jamming this thing full with nerd-crushes. “Mad Men’s” Christina Hendricks and “The Daily Show’s” Olivia Munn have agreed to distract the audience in the new romantic comedy.