She becomes Carrie in some sort of Anakin-to-Dart Vader-type saga.
AnnaSophia Robb Will Be The New Carrie Bradshaw In The ‘Sex And The City’ Prequel
Tuesday, February 28 by

The darkest origin story of them all.

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I Wrote My Review Of ‘New Year’s Eve’ While On The Toilet
Friday, December 9 by

It’s bad, man.

Oh man. He just LOOKS annoying.
9 Actors Who Are More Annoying Than Woody Allen
Tuesday, November 22 by

If you like being reminded of annoying things, this list is for you.

Future generations will regard SJP's character as the first woman to ever maintain steady employment while raising children.
I Don’t Know Why They Did It: A Blind Critique Of The Message Behind ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, September 16 by

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

Not what my Monday needed.
‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Series Will Show Us How They All Became So Shrill And Insufferable
Monday, September 12 by

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

Carrie Bradshaw Quotes
Sunday, August 21 by Natalie Kuchik

Carrie Bradshaw quotes that stand out over others are often from a voice over narration at the beginning or end of an episode. Played by Sarah Jessica Parker, Carrie Bradshaw…

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Marisa Tomei And Sarah Jessica Parker Might Be ‘Married And Cheating’
Saturday, March 12 by

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

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Katherine Heigl To Serve As Sub-Halle Berry
Monday, January 31 by

Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

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Kinnear, Curtin Join ‘SATC’ For The Older Set, ‘I Just Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, January 21 by

If you’re over 40 and an actor, stay near your phone. The producers of I Don’t Know How She Does It will probably be giving you a ring to get you to join their movie.

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Christina Hendricks And Olivia Munn Will Pretend To Like Sarah Jessica Parker
Monday, December 20 by

The Weinstein Co. is off-setting the casting of Sarah Jessica Parker in I Don’t Know How She Does It by jamming this thing full with nerd-crushes. “Mad Men’s” Christina Hendricks and “The Daily Show’s” Olivia Munn have agreed to distract the audience in the new romantic comedy.

‘Sex and the City 2′ Trailer Needs a Few ‘Hurt Locker’ Moments
Friday, April 9 by

This trailer for Golden Girls Origins Sex and the City 2 has reunited everyone's favorite assholes and relocated them to the Lipstick Desert. When the plot picks up, the ladies are bored with marriage/kids/cougarism and decide to take a group vacation to Abu Dhabi. My big question is 'Why?' Why would anyone go to Abu Dhabi?? Isn't that the place where cartoon characters ship their annoying counterparts after convincing them to climb into wooden crates? Oh, you know what. I now see the logic. Watch the faaabulousssss trailer after the jump…