In The Big Bang, he plays a private investigator hired by a giant to find his missing stripper girlfriend, Sienna Guillory, and the $30 million worth of diamonds she’s carrying. Along the way he encounters danger, Snoop Dogg on a porn set, James Van Der Beek, Autumn Reeser‘s horny waitress, and Sam Elliott as a gazillionaire visionary trying to re-create the Big Bang beneath the desert.

Sounds all well and good, but just show more of the stripper, guys. Seriously.

Now that Spider-Man has a love interest and a reptilian nemesis, it’s time to figure out who will play his comically gruff boss. J.K. Simmons owned the role of J. Jonah Jameson in Sam Raimi‘s Spidey films, but won’t be returning for the high school-based reboot. Which means Hollywood’s silverhairs are all up for the part.

It’s reported that a dozen or so actors are being discussed for the part (which will inevitably go to Liam Neeson, everything goes to Liam Neeson), including "Mad Men’s" John Slattery and every cowboy movie ever’s Sam Elliott. Hopefully the search will continue because I can’t see either of these guys in the role. Slattery’s too pretty and Sam Elliott’s moustache (though awesome) is just too much for this film to handle. Personally, I’d like to see Mel Gibson in the role. He’s looking to trick us into liking him again and dude is seriously good at yelling. Like Olympics good at it.

Until next time true believers, when we’ll figure out who the hell is going to play Robbie. Stay near a phone guy who played Marcus on "Alias." (What’s Playing)