He looked pretty good for an 82 year-old teenager.
Who Will Take Dick Clark’s Title Of World’s Oldest Teenager
Thursday, April 19 by

I’m not afraid to tackle the one question on no one’s mind.

Such a butterfingers.
In Honor Of ‘The Dictator’: 7 More Outrageous Sacha Baron Cohen Stunts
Monday, February 27 by

He’s such a butterfingers.

Keep up with this.
7 Characters Who Are More Engineered Than A Kardashian’s Marriage
Tuesday, November 1 by

Well played, Kardashians. Well played.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Austin
Thursday, February 3 by

Highlights included a seven-foot-tall armadillo, a fat guy who looked like a live-action version of Cleveland Brown’s son, and a girl in a Viking outfit (or maybe it was Hermes, but honestly, who cares).

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Milwaukee
Thursday, January 27 by

Milwaukee native and former Idol contestant Danny Gokey was on hand to give false hope to delusional contestants. And if you’re looking for delusional people, a Rustbelt city like Milwaukee does not disappoint.

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What Will Happen On ‘American Idol’ Tonight
Wednesday, January 19 by

If I’m going to be forced to watch, I might as well make some predictions. If any of them come true, I’ll look like a genius. If not, no one will give a damn. So here’s my timeline of what you’ll see during tonight’s broadcast.