I hope the gunman can reload quickly.
‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now
Wednesday, April 10 by

Sponsored by the NRA.

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Ryan Murphy To Update ‘The Town That Dreaded Sundown’, Make It Kinky Probably
Friday, January 18 by

Bloody Face: The Movie?

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What Trickery Is This? ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ Pinhead Actually Kinda Hot
Tuesday, November 27 by

I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.

WHAT? It's the first pic that came up.
American Horror Story To Reboot Season 2 With The Same Cast
Thursday, December 22 by

Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

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The Black Dahlia Murder: Facts Of The Case And Media Portrayals
Friday, December 2 by

Separating fact from fictionalized…

Ryan Murphy, you know sex, you tiny, newsboy-capped bastard!
‘American Horror Story’ Picked Up For Second Season…ON HALLOWEEN!
Tuesday, November 1 by

It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.

Don't ask me. I just work here.
9 ‘American Horror Story’ Plot Theories That Are Less Confusing Than The Show
Thursday, October 27 by

What the hell is going on with this show?

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Check Out A Spooky Behind The Scenes Clip Of ‘American Horror Story’
Sunday, October 2 by

“The horror! The Hhorror!”

They want to have you for dinner.
‘American Horror Story’: Meet The Family
Friday, August 19 by

They’re kinda quiet.

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FX’s ‘American Horror Story’ Releases Viral ‘Clues’ About The Show
Thursday, August 18 by

When I tried this in orchestra class in 4th grade, they made me change schools.

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FX Picks Up Ryan Murphy’s ‘American Horror Story’ To Series
Monday, July 18 by

They must enjoy making money.

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Presented Without Comment: There’s Going To Be A ‘Glee’ Concert Film
Wednesday, May 4 by

It’s “Glee.” You know whether or not this concerns you.

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Dylan McDermott To Glare Seductively In ‘American Horror Story’
Friday, April 29 by

Ahhhh, he’s glamoring me!!!!

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Brett Easton Ellis Says ‘Glee’ Is A Puddle Of HIV
Wednesday, April 13 by

At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”

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Ryan Murphy Covers The King Of Vampires With Burns In His Typically Understated Fashion
Wednesday, March 30 by

Denis O’Hare thinks this news is FAB-ULOUS!

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Ryan Murphy Will Not Direct Willow Smith’s ‘Annie’ Remake, Enjoys Silly Hats
Monday, March 28 by

The ball is yours to drop, Adam Shankman.

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Connie Britton Scared To Say “No” To Ryan Murphy, Lest He Yell At Her
Friday, March 18 by

Connie Britton has spectacular breasts. Also, she’s joining Ryan Murphy’s “American Horror Story.”

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Let the ‘Glee’ Backlash Begin
Friday, March 18 by

I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.

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A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’
Thursday, February 24 by

“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.

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7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot
Thursday, February 17 by

FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.

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FX Wants Back In The Ryan Murphy Business
Thursday, February 17 by

Just like in any relationship, FX wants to get back with Ryan Murphy now that he’s with a better looking (higher profile) significant other (network).

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Ryan Murphy Asked To Put His ‘Glee’ Stench All Over ‘Annie’
Wednesday, February 9 by

Ryan Murphy, shown here delighting a young boy with a kiss, has been asked to helm the Annie remake starring Willow Smith.

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Kings Of Leon Enrage Ryan Murphy, Gleeks Everywhere
Wednesday, January 26 by

What does it take to send ‘Glee’ creator Ryan Murphy into an expletive laced tirade? Deny him the right to turn a song of yours into a “number” on his hit show, that’s what.

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Hopkins May Play Hitchcock, And If So, How Psychotically?
Friday, January 21 by

Everyone’s favorite lamb silencer is in talks to play the ‘Psycho’ director.

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Crisis Averted: No Bieber-Centric Episode Of ‘Glee’
Monday, January 10 by

Justin Beiber’s star is rising and there’s nothing that can be done to stop it. But, at least, it can be stalled.

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‘Glee’ Creator May Ruin ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’
Tuesday, October 19 by

By definition, a “cult classic” is a film that has acquired a highly devoted but specific group of fans. This is certainly true of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which…

Britney Spears to Guest Star on ‘Glee’
Wednesday, August 11 by

Good news for anyone who likes washed-up pop stars! Britney Spears is going to appear on "Glee", according to the show's creator Ryan Murphy.

Instead of having a drunken Spears ram her car into the glee club's bus or attempt to buy drugs off of one of the students, the show decided to take the high road by having most of Britney's scenes take place in a dream sequence.

After being put under in the dentist's chair, some of the characters from the show will "hallucinate about being like the singer." I can only assume that means they will dream about forgetting to feed their children while drunkenly scouring the house for that last free sample of Valtrex. (Coming Soon)

JJ Abrams Takes Meeting to Discuss ‘Wicked’ Film Adaptation
Sunday, July 11 by

Seeing dollar signs in all things faaaaaaabulous, Universal is moving forward with a film adaptation of the Broadway musical hit Wicked. The movie will take the Wicked Witch of the West back to high school, where she is terrorized by the popular Glinda the Good Witch.The studio is taking meetings with a few directors, ranging from the awesome to the willing to make this kind of movie. First up, The potential directors are JJ Abrams, James Mangold, Rob Marshall, and "Glee's" Ryan Murphy. I really don't see Abrams hopping aboard this one due to his busy schedule of not sucking. The other three seem more well-suited for the material, given their experience with bringing musicals to film. I did notice that Universal has seemed to overlook Adam Shankman. He's probably sitting somewhere crying his eyes out over this snub. But in all fairness, he cries while watching "The Bachelorette." (Deadline)

‘Glee’ Producer Bans Sex On Set
Wednesday, June 23 by

Lord only knows where that finger has been.The soothsayers over at Hustler have done it again. Apparantly, the thought of the "Glee" cast rubbing their genitals together isn't a far-fetched scenario that exists only in parody porn and fan fiction. Ryan Murphy, the show's co-creator and producer, has been forced to ban sex in the kids' trailers. He creepily announced his decree to Telegraph UK:"But I have a rule: don't do it in your trailer. They've broken that rule on many occasions. I'm like, 'I know you guys are young and hormonal, but don't do it in your trailer'. I'm the dad, that's what I say'."This news makes me feel sad for the female castmembers. They must be so bored while all that sex is going on without them.