Except for documentaries because those don’t count.

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Here’s what’s playing for the weekend of July 15th, 2011

You look like you need to know what’s playing! You also look a little jaundiced.

Below you will find a list of new films that are being released this weekend, along with the best and worst reviews we could find. I hope you’re happy.