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Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity

Penn Collins — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 22:03:23 +0000

In case Katy Perry, Al Pacino, Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey, Jack McBrayer, Bill O’Reilly, Amy Poehler, Seth Rogen, Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Sudeikis (who’s banging Olivia Wilde, which puts him in a whole other realm of respect), Anderson Cooper, Jimmy Kimmel, and Julianne Moore weren’t reason enough to turn in to Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars, there’s one more name that puts the sum of all those others to shame. Yup.

~~Ron Fuckin’ Swanson.~~ Nick Offerman. He’ll be raising money for autism (against autism, actually) and for every $1,000 he receives, he’ll get a little more naked. What’s not to like? Charity, Nick Offerman, burly, mustachioed nudity. This program is shaping up to have it all.

Lucy Lawless To Play A Swanson Love Interest On ‘Parks And Recreation’

Penn Collins — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 14:43:33 +0000

The only woman who is woman enough for the man that is Ron Swanson is Xena: Warrior Princess. After she wasn’t able to play Tammy 1 due to scheduling conflicts with Spartacus, Lucy Who Does Not Obey The Law will finally be finding her way on to Parks and Recreation in season five.

Lawless will play a single mom who needs the assistance of the Pawnee Parks Department, and since she’s gonna be around for a few episodes, it’s highly like that she will be playing the previously-hinted-at Swanson Girl. A Swanson Girl is like a Bond Girl, but way more interesting.

If this relationship doesn’t end with a battle with medieval weapons then…then…just…missed opportunity, man.

Ron [Paul] Swanson Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet (So Far Today)

Jame Gumb — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:30:04 +0000

The Internet has given me so much. First, there were breasts. Then, there were cat videos. Now, there’s Ron [Paul] Swanson, and it’s my new favorite meme. Yeah, I said “meme” instead of “image macro.” Deal with it.

This groundbreaking project comes from RonPaulSwanson.tumblr.com, and combines the image of libertarian-leaning Republican Ron Paul with the timeless wisdom of Parks and Rec character Ron Swanson. And by god, it matches up perfectly. But don’t take my word for it. Check out the pics below, and visit the site for yourself to see Ron [Paul] Swanson in all his glory.