Get ready to not rock.

The new “Danger Zone” is any spot on a straight line between Val Kilmer and the craft services table.

He’s so chill with Russell Brand.

John Cusack subs for Tobey Maguire in ‘The Paperboy,’ and Paul Rudd invents his very own home cryogenics system.

The costume designer picked out some pretty impressive pants. Give her a raise.

Baldwin got a Twitter, too.

It’s hard to rhyme ‘Boneta’.

He’s back in.

Giddiyap!

Bryan Cranston is blowing up faster and hotter than a meth lab explosion.

Michael Douglas is going to be furious.

Your little sister might be excited that Diego Gonzalez Boneta (“Pretty Little Liars,” “90210″) will officially star in ‘Rock of Ages’. See how dreamy he is?

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this movie like the plague.

Does this put us one step closer to ‘American Splendor: The Musical’?

Amy Adams wants to know what love is.

No, these movies are not just gonna sit on an executive’s shelf as multi-million dollar dust catchers. They’re coming to theaters.

Now YOU can be a part of the action! Hollywood! Glamor! Hair metal! ‘Hairspray’ director Adam Shankman!

This will truly be a ‘Rock of Ages’ now.

I don’t see many musicals, but if I did, I might break out into song about the Broadway musical ‘Rock of Ages’ being Hough’s big new starring role.

Hathaway has entered talks to star in the musical as a rock journalist who falls in love with Tom Cruise’s character.

Tom Cruise has made it official. No, not that. The ‘Rock Of Ages’ casting thing.

Is it time to see if another comedian can not only act in a not-completely-slapstick role, but also SING? Well, it’s that time for Russell Brand, who is the newest purported cast addition to ‘Rock of Ages’.

Tom Cruise is currently mulling two high profile roles that would take him in very different directions.

Tom Cruise is getting ready for his next quirky supporting role, this time as over the top rock superstar Stacee Jax in director Adam Shankman’s New Line adaptation of the smash Broadway musical Rock of Ages. Are fans clamoring to see Cruise belt out hair metal hits?