NEW ‘ROBOGEISHA’ TRAILER
Monday, August 17 by

You may remember that back in July we alerted you to RoboGeisha, the only film brave enough to broach the subject of stabbing people in the eyes with shrimp tempura. Noboru Iguchi's crazy Geishsploitation splatterfest is back with a second trailer and the awesome poster above. This movie just looks better and better all the time. Not only do the Geishas rock out to bad Paul McCartney covers but they can also continue to battle despite being sliced in two. Let's see Tony Jaa pull that off. (Dread Central) Peep the trailer and stick around for our morning links… ?????? / Robo-geisha (Trailer Two) – Watch more Funny Videos TV Host accused of killing for ratings. (Variety) Robert Downey Jr to play Lestat? (Empire) Sony rolls out plans for Spidey 5 and 6. (Cinema Blend) Hellboy talks Bubba Nosferatu. (First Showing)

ROBOGEISHA TRAILER PREMIERES
Friday, July 3 by

Twitch has premiered the trailer for RoboGeisha and it's pretty much the strangest and best thing you will ever see. A lot of my friends are into dating Asian girls but I've always held out because I was afraid that they might transform into a half-woman, half-tank killing machine. This trailer only reinforces that fear.  I'm just curious. Who provided that voice over? Sean Michael Costello??Morning news that won't stab your eyes with fried shrimp…Sony gears up for a Resident Evil sequel. (First Showing) View Master is now a movie. There are officially no more ideas in Hollywood. (Coming Soon) The Genesis of Arnold's Kill Lines. (Holy Taco) Nick Fury is all talk. (Latino Review) Heathers sequel still ain't happenin'. (Empire)