It’s a story of revenge in dysopian Australia. And no, it’s not ‘Mad Max’.
The long wait pays off. After this, no more ‘Twilight’.
Just get it over with.
I watched this crap so you don’t have to.
These are 100% accurate depictions of what your favorite Twilight characters would look like in real life.
I’ve heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.
Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about the film with a girl you’re trying to sleep with.
Spoiler Alert: Bella and Edward play chess.
Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight…
We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.
Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.
The cast of "Eclipse" expertly act as vampires, humans and werewolves. "Eclipse" is the third installment from the "Twilight" series. In this film Bella must choose between Jacob oand Edward…
Bella learns the consequences of buying hot meals at the gas station.
Just pick on of these five and make the damn movie. Or we can all just watch the original and enjoy that for the next 20 years. That sounds nice, too.
Lookin’ good, sexy vampires.
Would you look at him?
The following Robert Pattinson movies have made this actor a rising star and a sex symbol to millions of preteen girls around the country. Although most men over twenty probably…
It’s not any less boring than honeymoon photos you see on Facebook.
They may not show up in mirrors, but they do show up in photographs.
Looks great, but feels just like all the other historical epic romances.
Director: Francis Lawrence Cast: Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson, Christopher Waltz, Hal Holbrook Synopsis: A veterinary student abandons his studies after his parents are killed and joins a traveling circus as…
Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.
Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.
David Cronenberg is going to jam another person into that limo.
Andrew Garfield, James McAvoy and Robert Pattinson are all up for the lead role of Tetsuo. If the audition requires shirtlessness, Pattinson’s got the experience edge.
When you break a circus law, you pay the circus price.
Juliette Binoche is getting in on that sweet Pattinson action.
If you’ve ever thought, “it’d be fun to beat the sh*t out of Robert Pattinson,” you’ll be jealous of a few lucky actors cast in ‘Water For Elephants.’
Here’s a bit of Robert Pattinson news, lest you think he was going to disintegrate completely after Twilight.
David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis seems to be swapping out the whole cast, one move at a time.