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8 Actors Who Could Play Patrick Bateman In The ‘American Psycho’ Remake
Wednesday, December 21 by

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

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Tyler Perry To Play Alex Cross, Hopefully As Angry Fat Woman
Monday, January 31 by

Several distributors are considering the package and wondering, “I’d like a piece of that sweet, sweet Tyler Perry box office money, but is this really gonna work? Like, at all?”