A talking rabbit once told me, "If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all." I turned that rabbit into a stew because I loathe miracles of science, but its words always stuck with me. Having said that, FOX released the trailer for the new Jack Black film Gulliver’s Travels. It’s based off the classic Jonathan Swift novel you haven’t read, and also stars Emily Blunt, Amanda Peet, T.J. Miller, and Jason Segel.

Basically a man-child goes to the Bermuda Triangle for a fluff news piece and ends up getting into an S&M type situation with little people. It’s like that scene in Night at the Museum when Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan come to life, if that scene was over 90 minutes long. Your kids are gonna love it. Pack juice boxes for them and a couple Xanax for yourself. Oops, there go those mean words.

Check out the trailer after the jump. Gulliver’s Travels washes into theaters December 22, 2010.

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Director: Rob Letterman

Cast: Jack Black, Emily Blunt, T.J. Miller, Amanda Peet

Synopsis: In a contemporary re–imagining of the classic tale, Jack Black stars as Gulliver, a big–talking mailroom clerk who, after he’s mistakenly assigned a travel piece on the Bermuda Triangle, suddenly finds himself a giant among men when he washes ashore on the hidden island of Lilliput, home to a population of very tiny people.

Release Date: December 22, 2010