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2011 Oscars Live Blog
Sunday, February 27 by

As is tradition (so what if it’s only the second year?), we’ll be live blogging the crap out of the 2011 Academy Awards.

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Road To The Oscars: Rest Of The Nominees
Wednesday, February 23 by

Let us wind down our Oscar coverage and pick our favorites for the lesser-cared-about categories so we can turn our attention to more important matters, such as which Oscar gowns to dress our cats in on The Big Night.

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Partner Plug: Oscar Cheat Sheet Ups Your Odds
Tuesday, February 22 by

The dapper gents over at Made Man put together a slick infographic that’ll help you win your 2011 Oscar pool.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Director Showdown
Wednesday, February 16 by

This week we shackle our Best Director contenders together by the ankles, slather them in honey, toss them in the bear cage with an 800 pound grizzly and a pair of bolt cutters to see who among them has the will to survive.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Actor Showdown
Friday, February 11 by

It’s time for the men to grease up and battle it out for the shiny bald gold dude.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Actress Showdown
Thursday, February 3 by

This week we throw our Best Actress contenders into the Thunderdome, arm then with cudgels and see who among them has the fortitude to grab blood-smeared victory.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘Black Swan’
Friday, January 28 by

It was visually stunning and contained ballet sequences impressive enough that I can say so without having to punch something lest my masculinity be called into question.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘The King’s Speech’
Thursday, January 20 by

In this week’s column we’ll take a look at the Oscar prospects of T-t-he K-k-k-ing’s S-p-p-peech. And now that I’ve gotten that easy gag out of the way let us get down to brass tacks.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘Inception’
Thursday, January 13 by

Inception was easily one of the most talked about movies of 2010, thanks to its mind-bending visual effects and an ending that left many viewers scratching their heads like a scabies-afflicted hobo with a flea nest in his dreadlocks.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘The Social Network’
Thursday, January 6 by

Hello, Junkies! Ronnie Pudding here, once again participating in the state parole board’s work release program by taking a look at the front runners for the 83rd Academy Awards and writing about it on the internet.

Road to Oscar: Rest of the Nominees
Wednesday, February 24 by

 

Road to Oscar: Best Actor Showdown
Wednesday, February 17 by

Last week we threw our Best Actress contenders into the Thunderdome where they battled with claw hammers and whaling harpoons for the honor of taking home a Shiny Gold Dude. …

Road to Oscar: Best Actress Showdown
Tuesday, February 9 by

Today we pit our top contenders for the Best Actress Oscar in the metaphorical pudding pool for a bikini-clad, chocolate-treat-slathered Battle Royale from which only one shall emerge the victor. …

Road to Oscar: Cameron vs. Bigelow
Tuesday, February 2 by

BEST DIRECTOR SHOWDOWN This year’s Oscar nominations have been announced, which means it’s time to take the frontrunners from each category and throw them into the Thunderdome where they’ll wage…

Road to Oscar: ‘Inglourious Basterds’
Tuesday, January 26 by

        

Road to the Oscars: ‘Up in the Air’
Tuesday, January 19 by

       

Road to the Oscars: ‘Avatar’
Tuesday, January 12 by