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Honest Trailer: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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Audiences went bananas over the latest film in cinema’s wordiest-titled franchise, so relive this summer’s blockbuster hit, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Or is it Rise? We can never remember.

Do you think if James Franco and Renee Zellweger had a child, it would be legally blind?
Timeline: The Year In James Franco
Thursday, December 29 by

I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.

Close but no cigar
In Honor Of ‘The Hobbit’: 4 Prequels That Work And 4 That Don’t
Wednesday, December 21 by

They can’t all be winners.

Comparing this to what Ben Kingsley or Morgan Freeman does makes zero sense.
Andy Serkis Should Not Be Eligible For An Academy Award
Thursday, December 1 by

Andy Serkis is the only person doing what he’s doing. He doesn’t need an award for that distinction.

He never had a chance...
9 Unlucky Movie Losers Who Never Had A Chance
Monday, September 12 by

Wrong place, wrong time…

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Weekend Box Office Report: ‘Apes’ Rise, ‘Change-Up’ Sinks
Sunday, August 7 by

Maybe Jason Bateman should have switched bodies with a monkey.

"Oh, great. Apes."
Review: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Thursday, August 4 by

Smarter than the Tim Burton ‘Planet of the Apes’, but even more one-dimensional.

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Saturday, July 30 by

Director: Rupert WyattCast: TBDSynopsis: A reality-based cautionary tale, where man's own experiments with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the onset of a war for supremacy.Release Date: June 24, 2011

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‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’: Monkeys Making Mischief
Friday, July 22 by

Those darn monkeys!

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Comic-Con 2011: Andy Serkis Spoils ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’
Thursday, July 21 by

Uh…spoiler alert.

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Caesar Is Unpopular With The Neighbors In Extended ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Clip
Tuesday, July 19 by

I’d be ripsh*t too if I saw someone messing with John Lithgow.

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Monkey + AK-47 = ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Viral
Wednesday, July 6 by

I like the part where he shoots the gun.

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The Rise Of The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailers: Part 3
Wednesday, June 22 by

The monkeys are wreaking slightly more havoc in this one.

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Major Studios Not Attending This Year’s Comic-Con
Monday, June 13 by

It’ll be far less Marvel-y.

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TV Spots Galore: ‘Super 8′, ‘Cowboys And Aliens’, ‘Apes’, ‘Captain America’, And ‘The Change-Up’
Friday, June 3 by

Why watch TV at all when you can get all the movie commercials right here in this post?

Damn monkeys!
See A Featurette On ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ And Try To Avoid Your Fate
Friday, April 29 by

It’s a madhouse!

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Apes Scream At Your Face In ‘Rise’ Concept Art
Thursday, April 14 by

The trailer has risen. Now the ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ concept art has risen too. I was gonna make a rise/dick joke, but these drawings will probably not give you an erection.

"Oh, great. Apes."
Good Looking Monkeys In The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer
Thursday, April 14 by

You know what could really ruin your morning commute? Being bludgeoned to death by a pack of hyper-intelligent apes.

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The Teaser Of The Trailer Of The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Get ready for of the’s to take over the world. Oh, I mean apes. Get ready for apes to do that.

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First Look At Special Effects For ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Is Four Seconds Of Incredible Realism
Monday, April 11 by

Look into his eyes.

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Fox Adds Exciting New Words To ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Title
Wednesday, April 6 by

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.