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Like Rihanna, Here Are 7 Movie & TV Characters Who Never Learn
Wednesday, February 22 by

They like to walk on the razor’s edge.

Tweeting is hard! I'm exhausted!
Lame: 13 Celebrities Hospitalized For “Exhaustion”
Thursday, January 26 by

I’ve been Tweeting all day. Take me to the hospital!

Whips and chains and fists excite her.
8 Movie And TV Characters Who, Like Chris Brown, Don’t Deserve A Second Chance
Monday, January 23 by

And probably not a first one, either.

Sexy face, sexy outfit, sexy girl.
9 Actresses Hotter Than Rihanna, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
Tuesday, October 11 by

But would they make good mothers? Just kidding. I don’t care.

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Rihanna Gets Even Sexier When Manning A Gatling Gun In ‘Battleship’
Friday, August 5 by

She can “shoot me with her cannon” anytime. Actually, no. That would kill me.

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Rihanna Says She Doesn’t Need A Bodyguard
Thursday, March 10 by

Rihanna is too young for Kevin Costner anyway.

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Cameron Criticizes ‘Battleship’ Story, Obviously Hasn’t Seen ‘Avatar’
Monday, January 10 by

James Cameron, the only guy with any original ideas in Hollywood, has thrown the proposed Battleship movie under the bus in a recent German interview.

The Long Wait Is Over: First Look At Rihanna In ‘Battleship’
Wednesday, September 1 by

"That dog musta been sick."
Here's the first look from Peter Berg's perplexing Battleship adaptation of Rihanna dressed like one of those guys that hang out at the mall trying to recruit poor people into combat. I still find it really odd that she joined the cast, which includes Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, and Alexander Skarsgard. Then again, I find it really odd this movie is being made. But what strikes me as most odd is this thing standing next to Rihanna. Didn't E.T. dress up as that once?

(via Movieline)

Rihanna Joins Cast of ‘Battleship’ Because at This Point, Why the Hell Not?
Tuesday, July 27 by

I smell Oscar!
If you're already making a movie out of a grid-based board game, and you've already decided to add an extraterrestrial element for no apparent reason, why in the hell wouldn't you throw a popular female R'n'B singer into the mix?

Empire Online is reporting that Rihanna will make her feature film debut in Peter Berg's Battleship. The singer will join Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch who have already signed on to the project, for some reason.

Not to be outdone, Rihanna's ex-boyfriend, singer Chris Brown, has announced plans to star in an off-Broadway production of Connect Four: The Musical. Will it prove as successful? Only time will tell.