The 6 Most Depressing Future Earth Movies
Wednesday, August 15 by Frost

Utopian movies are like pixie sticks in that eventually you’ll crack from the happy feelings and start smearing lipstick all over your face while singing Norwegian death metal. To prevent…

7 Quirky Girls In Film That Would Be Terrible To Know In Real Life
Wednesday, February 1 by Frost

Goofiness is great until you have to live with it twenty-four hours a day. Nightmares should stay intangible, just like these seven quirky girls in film that would be terrible…

4 Plague Movies That Will Scare Religion Into You, Maybe
Tuesday, December 20 by Frost

Find a higher being or extra shotgun shells at least with these four plague movies that will scare religion into you. Bad things can happen to good planets, so why…

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A Fifth ‘Resident Evil’ Film Is Sensibly On The Way
Wednesday, August 10 by

Milla Jovovich is going to be typecast if she isn’t careful.

Future Horror Movies
Thursday, July 28 by Jason Cuthbert

Future horror movies are scary films blended with the science fiction genre that take place in innovative settings or utilize advantaged technology. With these futuristic horror films the audience gets…

Lone Survivor Movies
Wednesday, April 20 by Van Lancaster

There have been hundreds of popular lone survivor movies over the years, in multiple genres of film. So whether you're into chick fighting aliens, guys with leather masks and chainsaws,…

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‘Devil May Cry’ Fans May Cry Over Bad Game-To-Movie Adaptation
Monday, February 28 by

Screen Gems is gonna load Capcom’s ‘Devil May Cry’ into the Hollywood Game System and press play, in order to make some serious gold coin.

‘Resident Evil: Afterlife’ Trailer Utilizes Cutlery
Tuesday, June 15 by

Go from the outside in. The first trailer for Resident Evil: Afterlife really wanted you to know that the film is in 3D. This one also wants you to know that it's in 3D, but it has kind of a story sort of too. Milla Jovovich is back as Alice, and she's fighting more zombies and umbrellas, only this time with the help of an old friend — Ali Larter back as Claire. The guy from "Prison Break" (Wentworth Miller), who plays Claire's brother, helps the two aggressive females try and take back Los Angeles from the walking dead.  The film is directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, the other, worse Paul Anderson in the helming game. He directed the first Resident Evil movie, wrote the other two, and I guess decided he wanted to tell his wife how to throw stuff that will be added in later at the camera for the 3D installment of Resident Evil. One question: why is this thing coming out in IMAX? Aren't those screens being used for films like, I don't know…Inception. I realize that Resident Evil: Afterlife doesn't come out until September, but Inception should still be in IMAX then. The studio must be banking on the fact that audiences will never tire of axes flying at their faces. Check out the trailer after the jump…

‘Resident Evil’ Has A 3D Poster And A Familiar Face
Tuesday, June 1 by

With all the focusing on who will or will not be objectified in Transformers 3, we've lost sight of another important issue. Will someone accessorize their tube top with a gun holster in Resident Evil: Afterlife? Answer is yes. Actress Milla Jovovich tweeted that Sienna Guillory will return to the role of Jill Valentine in the sequel.“So to answer many of your questions in one fell swoop, yes! The gorgeous and talented Sienna Guillory is back as Jill Valentine in RE4!!!” That's pretty much what I just said. You guys could have just taken my word for it. Jerks. In other Resident Evil news, ultimate-re has released a new "3D" poster for the movie. But be warned, it's 3D in the same sense that the "Lost" finale supplied closure.CHECK OUT THE POSTER AFTER THE JUMP…

ROBOGEISHA TRAILER PREMIERES
Friday, July 3 by

Twitch has premiered the trailer for RoboGeisha and it's pretty much the strangest and best thing you will ever see. A lot of my friends are into dating Asian girls but I've always held out because I was afraid that they might transform into a half-woman, half-tank killing machine. This trailer only reinforces that fear.  I'm just curious. Who provided that voice over? Sean Michael Costello??Morning news that won't stab your eyes with fried shrimp…Sony gears up for a Resident Evil sequel. (First Showing) View Master is now a movie. There are officially no more ideas in Hollywood. (Coming Soon) The Genesis of Arnold's Kill Lines. (Holy Taco) Nick Fury is all talk. (Latino Review) Heathers sequel still ain't happenin'. (Empire)