Carice van Houten is a Dutch stage and film actress. She looks great both with and without clothes in Paul Verhoeven’s Black Book. It’s clear that Verhoeven appreciates a stellar rack, and Carice is no exception. Don’t worry, I think she’s a fine actress, too. I’m not a COMPLETE pig.

A word from Carice: “I have seen Hollywood, and although I have nothing against it, it’s not my kind of life.”

You’re clearly not doing enough illegal subtances when you’re in town. The glitz and glamour become a lot more appealing with some booger sugar up in ya.

Appreciate the Dutch more after the jump.

Alice Braga first came to America’s attention when she starred as sexy, tan Angelica in City of God. She then went on to fight CGI zombie things with Will Smith in I Am Legend. I’d take Brazilian drug dealers over poorly rendered CGI villains any day.

A word from Alice: “I love my country, but I’m not very Brazilian at all.”

Yeah, you’re right. Your butt could be bigger.

More pics of Alice’s Brazilian form after the jump.

_{Jude Law gets his organ worked on.}

A red band trailer for Repo Men has been released, and for a movie centered around organ removal, it doesn’t disappoint. You get Jude Law removing organs, Forest Whitaker removing organs, and a team of doctors… removing organs! The only person who isn’t reaching into an orifice is Liev Schrieber, the reason being his hands are perpetually unsterile. How Naomi Watts stands it, I’ll never know.

Check out the entrails-filled red band trailer after jump. Disclaimer: it’s bloody.

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_{I’ve heard of a circumcision, but this is ridiculous!}

Universal decided to take Repo Men from its shelf of Movies We Don’t Want To Release, dust it off, and release it. It tells of a near future when human life spans have been greatly extended by expensive artificial organs created by a company called The Union. When people fail to make their payments for a fancy new liver or other piece of their gut, a team of surgical operatives are sent out to reclaim The Union’s property. The film follows two of these guys, played by Jude Law and Forest Whitaker. (via /Film) 

I have trouble suspending my disbelief in regards to Jude Law as an action star and anyone giving Forest Whitaker a license to cut people open when they have no way on knowing what he sees through that one weird eye. Maybe it zooms in on stuff. 

Check out the Red Band Repo Men trailer after the jump. Beware, it’s not safe for work due to all the blood and Liev Schreiber-ness.

Cast: Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber

Synopsis: Tells of a near future when human life spans have been greatly extended by expensive artificial organs created by a company called The Union. When people fail to make their payments for a fancy new liver or other piece of their gut, a team of surgical operatives are sent out to reclaim The Union’s property.