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‘Drive Angry’ Red Band Trailer Assaults Your Brainhole

Dave Horwitz — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:24:58 +0000

Here’s a newer, dirtier look at OSCAR WINNER (remember?) Nicholas Cage‘s Drive Angry 3D, the actor’s latest insane collection of explosions, awkward sex scenes, and ultraviolence masquerading as a film. I mean, seriously, I could probably write in binary for three paragraphs and you’d still watch the embedded video. What’s the point of trying to sell you on the plot, which is inconsequential, or the cast, which, while boasting the talents of William Fitchner and Amber Heard, are just window dressing that hang around while things explode, curse, die, and have sex around them. The film opens on February 25th, and if it’s anything like this trailer, it’s going to be totally insane. (The Playlist)

‘Mechanic’ Red Band Trailer Features Nipples, F-Bombs

Jame Gumb — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:42:36 +0000

Think you’ve already seen the trailer for Jason Statham’s new film, The Mechanic? Think again! Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I’m not talking about guy nipples; I’m talking about the good kind.

For those of you who don’t already know, The Mechanic is a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson film of the same. The plot follows the exploits of a hit man as he does what hit men do. People are thrown from moving vehicles, old men are drown in swimming pools, and one guy even gets stabbed with a fishing spear. Also, there are date-rape jokes. All-and-all, it seems to be a well-balanced film.

The Mechanic hits theaters January 28th.